#2: ALL THE TIME! Gah. You know, if it happened more than a year ago and it was merely embarrassing, not something a person ought to be ashamed of, then it shouldn't have to power to still embarrass. And yet? GAH! So I feel ya, bebeh.

#3: *shifty eyes* Doesn't everyone? (It's even more realistic when it's strawberry or raspberry jam. Ahem.)