I can beat that. We had a friend we used to ride with to powwows in his RV (dubbed "The Tin Teepee." *snort*) He would listen to NASCAR races on the freaking RADIO!!! Hour after hour of inane sportscaster chatter and racecar roaring sound effects. It was the most insane sports thing I have ever seen. I mean, the main reason people watch races is to see the wrecks, right? You can't even do that on the goddamn radio! WTF?!?! I really didn't get that one, at all.