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Title: Around the Lake Tonight
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Recipient:[profile] just_a_fangirl
Pairing: UKUSUK
Rating/Warnings: R, brief smuts, Victorian language
Summary: The sons of dukes should never engage in lurid affairs with the help. That doesn't mean they don't.
Author's Notes: For the [community profile] usxuk comm's Secret Santa exchange! I'm sorry this is so late, requester, but I had some family issues around the holidays. Thanks for your fun prompts, and I chose the one for a Victorian nobleman and a man on his estate, complete with a happy ending. Thanks to my beta, [personal profile] whymzycal, for her always awesome work, and to the mods for their work organizing the exchange (and for the extension). Title is from a Toadies song, Possum Kingdom. So there's a boathouse in the song.

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Title: All Right, Tonight
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: R-18
Pairing: UKxUS, some side pairings with other characters
Summary: Attorney Arthur Kirkland gets a new divorce client - Alfred Jones. Things easily heat up between them, but can they get their heads out of their own behinds long enough to really see each other? Deanon from the Hetalia kink meme.

Read on the AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/972105/chapters/1910633

Or FFN: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9698667/1/All-Right-Tonight


Unbeta-read and 41K words. Don't read it! LOL.
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Title: Good Boy, There
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: UKUSUK (Arthur/Alfred AU) (sort-of-side US/Ukraine)
Rating/Warnings: R-18; sex-slavery and the consent issues inherent in that, though I will say nobody is outwardly unwilling.
Summary: Sometimes Alfred doesn't mind being a Pleasure slave. Sometimes, though, he dreams of another life.
Notes: Written for a general slave fic prompt on the Hetalia kinkmeme. Here's the kinkmeme link. This is dedicated to my id, which wanted Arthur/Alfred sex-slave AU. This is totally unbeta-read and shows; I wrote it quickly and purely for smut value, and there was no research involved. Hope you enjoy!


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Title: So Here We Are Now
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America
Rating/Warning: R-l8, for DUBCON, smut, language
Summary: England is one of those and America is one of them and they discover this by fortuitous accident. Alpha/Omega dynamics, sort of.

Author’s Notes: Kink meme deanon because someone already outed me, ya twerps. I used the The Anything Goes prompt. Alpha/Omega dynamics shaken up a bit and made how I'd like 'em, like canonverse and without all the mpreg and stuff but with all the nice heat and knotting and marathon sex and hey, hello, I am DUBCON, nice to meet you. Consent is eventually implicit but that's it. Think of it like sex-pollen. Here’s the kink meme link.. This is totally un-beta-read because just too embarrassing. I know there are mistakes and feel free to point them out.


click here to read So Here We Are Now )
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Title: Dinner Plus Movie
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Movie night at America's place is traditional. Even more than a century in the future.
Author's Notes: Written for the USUK Anthology, the "Future" prompt. Thanks to my beta [personal profile] whymzycal, and to damegaby for the CUTETASTIC artwork she provided for it! Thanks to the mods at the [community profile] usxuk comm for their organizing work.

Edit: Here's a link to the artwork on damegaby's tumblr.

Click here to read Dinner Plus Movie )

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Title: Rolling Over, Dover
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: US x UK (implied England usually on top)
Rating/Warnings: sex, language
Summary: England hasn’t been invaded since 1066; America decides to give it a try.
Author’s Notes: Yes, I wrote America on top. And bad invasion innuendo ahoy! This is a deanon from the kink meme; Here’s the kink meme link to prompt and fic. Beta-read by the awesome [personal profile] conjure_lass (thanks! ::wave::) but of course any remaining mistakes and/or cheesiness are mine alone.

Click to read Rolling Over, Dover )

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Title: Spellbreaker
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: UK/US (Arthur/Alfred Superhero!AU)
Rating/Warnings: R-l8, smut, language, captivity
Summary: “You’ve gone too far, Doctor Stonehenge,” said Citizen Science.
Author’s Notes: Supervillain!Arthur / Superhero!Alfred, requested by anon on my tumblr. What an awesome prompt that was, so thank you, anon (all of the prompts I got were awesome; this is just the first one used so far). Anyway, I played with the characterizations a bit and tried to go a little darker but it's still my attempt at some comic-book angst and cheese and smut. Thanks to my beta [personal profile] whymzycal for her assistance and tough love!

Click Here to read Spellbreaker )

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Title: Obfuscation
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America
Rating/Warnings: R-l8 (sex, use of the word “buggery”)
Summary: Sex against a wall and discussion of “love at first sight.”
Author’s Notes: This is something short I posted months ago on the kink meme and totally forgot to deanon. Here’s the Kink meme link. The original prompt was for UKUS wallsex, and there was an artfill too at the original request. I was trying out a little angst and a different writing style. This was never beta-read so feel free to point out any mistakes! And obfuscation – eschew it!

click to read Obfuscation )

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Title: Unwritten Rules
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: France/America
Rating/Warnings: R-l8 (sex)
Summary: France gives Revolutionary America some lessons in diplomacy. Sexual diplomacy.
Author’s Notes: For the prompt on my tumblr, “Smut, France/US,” and since I’d been discussing France deflowering America, here it is. Mostly historically accurate as I could be regarding time and attitudes, and mostly angst-free! I apologize that it’s not nearly as smutty and teaching-detailed as it could be, and I wish I could have done the subject more justice, but I really enjoyed writing their conversations and relationship. I tried to make it consensual and happy, too. Thanks to my awesome betas, [personal profile] sharpeslass and [personal profile] whymzycal! And thanks to anon requester for the push to write a Hetalia pairing that is not UKUS.

Unwritten Rules )

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Ficlet Title: The Worse Thing
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing/Rating: US/UK, PG
Summary: Short and angstyish. America tells England that he’s just declared war on him. (War of 1812)
Author Note: Reposting ficlet-request fic from tumblr. Anon asked for Angst, US/UK. Anon knew that angst is my weak spot, I think (meaning I stink at it). Only 708 words!

I would like a few more requests, actually, ‘cause this was a fun challenge. My tumblr is http://jedishampoo.tumblr.com So HIT ME indulge me, please!

Click to read The Worse Thing )

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Forgot to crosspost this to DW -- don't mind me!

Title: Queens and Kings and Queens and
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Recipient: [profile] vocahetafan13
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, for language
Summary: Spades-ish AU, Arthur/Alfred. In a small, war-torn kingdom, desperate times force desperate measures, especially when love is involved.
Author’s Notes For the [community profile] usxuk comm's Secret Santa, and the recipient’s lovely prompt, In order to protect the person most precious to him, Arthur/Alfred will bear any weight on his shoulder, no matter how heavy it is. Dear [profile] vocahetafan13 and readers, I’ve turned the players and their positions on this Spades-ish stage a little bit onto their heads, but don’t worry -- all will become clear in the end. Thanks bunches to my betas, [personal profile] liete and [personal profile] whymzycal! Still, I touched it last.

Queens and Kings and Queens and )

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Title: Last Train
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: UK/US (Actually, AU Arthur/Alfred)
Rating: R-l8
Warnings: Unprotected sex, infidelity, age difference, background OCs
Summary: Human AU: Meeting at a party in Birmingham, UK, 1979.

Author’s Notes: This was originally written for the Hetalia kink meme, for the prompt of Human AU UK/US, casual sex at a party or club, with an Arthur who is in a relationship and an Alfred who maybe wants more. Here’s the Kink Meme link to request and fic. Thanks to the OP for a great prompt, and many thanks to the awesome anons who commented. Thanks also to my gals [personal profile] conjure_lass and [personal profile] sharpeslass for their beta and Britpicking assistance; all remaining goofs are mine!


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Title: The Principle of Contagion
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America
Rating: R-l8 (smut)
Summary: America has magic, and he can only repress it for so long before it just… happens. And then it goes away.
Author’s Notes: This was originally written for the Hetalia kink meme, for the prompt of America having magic, and repressing it until he starts releasing it forcefully and painfully. Here’s the Kink Meme link. Thanks to the OP for such an awesome prompt! Thanks to my awesome beta [livejournal.com profile] whymzycal for helping me de-cliché and shake this one out a bit!


The Principle of Contagion )

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Title: American Exhibition
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: UK & US
Rating: PG for reals
Warnings: Some mild language, slang
Summary: 1886 – The Gilded Age: America takes England to a real bang-up show.
Author’s Notes: For the awesome [personal profile] liete, who gave me a prompt a looong time ago for “a period fic where America gets caught up in one of his pop culture phenomena of the time and England just finds it ridiculous.” Thanks for that great prompt; this was a blast to research. Thanks also to my beta [personal profile] sharpeslass, who chastised me for not writing smut. I regret nothing. Historical notes at the end.


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Title: Mute Appreciation
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America
Rating: R-l8 (smut)
Summary: The usual goofiness, and sex on a fur rug. Sort of a fur rug.
Notes: Originally written for the Hetalia kink meme, the prompt “Making love in front of the fire.” Here’s the Kink Meme link. Except the OP wanted US/UK; thanks to the OP for the request and their graciousness despite my pairing order fail! And thank you to my beta, [livejournal.com profile] whymzycal, who helped me sharpen this up before I de-anoned like nobody knew who it was, yeah, right!.

Click Here to Read Mute Appreciation )
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Title: The Stray
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Recipient: [profile] buddha_loves_me
Genre: Drama
Ratings/Warnings: R, for mentions of sex (no real sex in fic), language, themes, and made-up battle situations for a very real war.
Summary It’s December in Afghanistan, and America has gone missing. England, of course, is the one who must go looking for him.
Notes: For the [community profile] usxuk Secret Santa exchange. One of the prompts from [profile] buddha_loves_me was Bandaging wounds during a war, possibly bickering or not…. The requester had several awesome prompts but this sparked the need in me to… er, write an Afghanistan War fic. This didn't turn out quite as light as I’d planned, but I only hope that the requester enjoys it! Thanks oodles to my wonderful beta [personal profile] whymzycal and to the mods for their work organizing the exchange.


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Title: War and Things Like It (Part 2 of 2)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America
Rating: R-l8 (smutsmut)
Summary: America is growing up, and gets an introduction into the world of war-- and other things.
Notes: See Part 1.


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Title: War and Things Like It (Part 1 of 2)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America
Rating: R-l8 (smutsmut)
Summary: America is growing up, and gets an introduction into the world of war-- and other things.
Notes: Originally written for the Hetalia kink meme, the prompt “England/America, French and Indian War, America in the red coat, possessive!England” Here’s the Kink Meme link. This is pre-Revolutionary America, of course, but he’s definitely not a child, in case you were worried; I assumed he's of age for his time period, though technically he's over a hundred years old at this point and I enjoyed trying to write a more innocent, less repressed America. Thanks to the OP for the awesome request! And thank you to my amazing beta, [livejournal.com profile] whymzycal, who is the best ever at being encouraging while curbing my punctuation excesses. :) About 11,000 words.

Click Here to Read War and Things Like It, Part 1 of 2 )

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Title: The Shape of Seconds
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America (Hetalia)
Rating: R-l8 (sex)
Summary: Morning nookie.
Notes: Originally written for the kink meme, for the prompt “Morning nookie.” Here’s the Kink Meme link. Finally, I got to write me some morning lovin’. Thanks to the OP for the request!

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Title: After All, It Was a Great Big World (Part 3 of 3)
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America (Hetalia)
Rating: R-l8 (sex, language)
Summary: Sex and silliness in the desert.
Notes: For the kink meme, the prompt “UK/US, sex in a desert.” Here’s the Kink Meme link (yeah, like nobody knew it was me). 19,900 words of silliness and smut, but I loved writing it. Thanks to the OP and to my beta, [livejournal.com profile] sharpeslass!

Click Here to Read After All, It Was a Great, Big World: Part 3 of 3 )


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