Citadel Correspondent

I wrote this a small while back and never posted it to my journal, but that's probably because I was afraid people I know might read it and it's dorktastic, so. ;)

Title: What He Means to Say Is
Fandom/Pairing: Attack on Titan, Levi x Erwin
Rating: R-18
Summary: Don't drink Hange's sex-water, Erwin, or your fantasies might come true. In other words, sex-pollen.
Author's notes: From a prompt for sex-pollen on the SnK kinkmeme here on dw (snkkink.dreamwidth.org). Thank you to Despina_moon for the beta! She caught way more errors than I changed because I was lazy, gotta warn you.


It's on AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1178669

Title: End of the Universe Stuff
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: R-18
Pairing : Sanzo/Sharak, Ni/Gyokumen
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters and make no profit from this fan fiction.
Summary: It's strictly Sanzo business. Really.
Warnings: Language, character death (implied and impermanent)
Author's notes: Written for despina_moon in the yuletide_smut exchange! Originally it was to have Hassan join in with Sharak but I am fail and did not get it in there. Thanks to my awesome beta whymzycal, and to Des for the super prompt - I hope you enjoyed, despite the cheesiness!

( End of the Universe Stuff )

Title: Around the Lake Tonight
Author: jedishampoo
Recipient:just_a_fangirl
Pairing: UKUSUK
Rating/Warnings: R, brief smuts, Victorian language
Summary: The sons of dukes should never engage in lurid affairs with the help. That doesn't mean they don't.
Author's Notes: For the usxuk comm's Secret Santa exchange! I'm sorry this is so late, requester, but I had some family issues around the holidays. Thanks for your fun prompts, and I chose the one for a Victorian nobleman and a man on his estate, complete with a happy ending. Thanks to my beta, whymzycal, for her always awesome work, and to the mods for their work organizing the exchange (and for the extension). Title is from a Toadies song, Possum Kingdom. So there's a boathouse in the song.

( Click here to read Around the Lake Tonight )

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Title: Inordinate Affection and Evil Concupiscence
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: R-18
Pairing: Hakkai/Sanzo (some other minor pairings implied on the side)
Summary: The Reverend Gen Sanford is faced with a vexing situation! Sorting it out may require indulging in activities that are not quite proper.
Warnings: Bad language; period-specific homophobia and laws and other non-PC terms (pretty light, however); dubcon if you squint.
Author's notes: Written for rachel_reicheru in the 7thnight_smut common Dreamwidth. Prompt was for Sanzo as a priest, any time period, and Hakkai is a demon chained up in his basement. It was oodles of fun to write! Much love to my betas whymz, despina and sharpeslass, and to the Merciful Goddess for her work.

( Inordinate Affection and Evil Concupiscence )

Title: Year of the Shark
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: R-l8
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo
Warnings: Looks like dub-con but isn’t, exhibitionism, smut, language.
Summary: Better watch out! You’re in Nepal now, buddy, and the Nurse Sharks are comin’ to town.
Author's notes: Written for the the yuletide_smut comm. on dreamwidth The prompt was “nurse,” and I played fast and loose with it. Thanks to my awesome beta whymzycal and to those who enabled me in this idea. Many thanks to the Merciful Goddess for her work on these fic-exchange comms. You help keep the fandom alive.

( Year of the Shark )

I would do a "fic round-up" post, but it would probably be depressing to see how little I've written this year. :) A couple of UKUS fics, a couple of Saiyuki fics courtesy of the Merciful Goddess and her exchanges on DW, and ... a yuletide fic!

I wrote a fic in Oglaf fandom, called Deck the Dungeons. Basically, it's a holiday in the life of an Evil Mistress. It's totally silly and very porny, sort of like the webcomic itself. The story is here:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/594004

If you haven't ever checked out Oglaf, and don't mind some porniness in your webcomics -- and when I say porniness, I mean of the het, yuri, slashy, you-name-it variety -- then check it out now, because it's TOTALLY HILARIOUS. I like the art style, too.

www.oglaf.com

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Title: The God of Cookery
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: R-l8
Pairing: Gojyo/Sanzo
Summary: Sanzo Genjyo makes a living being brilliant at finance, but sometimes he has more in common with the guy who runs the noodle shop.
Warnings: language
Author's notes: Er, realized I never posted this! It was written for despina_moon on the 7thnight_smut comm (mwah dahling). The title of this was unashamedly stolen from the Stephen Chow movie, but just the title; the plot, such as it is, is all my own. Thanks to my beta, whymzycal!

( The God of Cookery )
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Title: Rolling Over, Dover
Author: jedishampoo
Pairing: US x UK (implied England usually on top)
Rating/Warnings: sex, language
Summary: England hasn’t been invaded since 1066; America decides to give it a try.
Author’s Notes: Yes, I wrote America on top. And bad invasion innuendo ahoy! This is a deanon from the kink meme; Here’s the kink meme link to prompt and fic. Beta-read by the awesome conjure_lass (thanks! ::wave::) but of course any remaining mistakes and/or cheesiness are mine alone.

( Click to read Rolling Over, Dover )

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Title: Obfuscation
Author: jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America
Rating/Warnings: R-l8 (sex, use of the word “buggery”)
Summary: Sex against a wall and discussion of “love at first sight.”
Author’s Notes: This is something short I posted months ago on the kink meme and totally forgot to deanon. Here’s the Kink meme link. The original prompt was for UKUS wallsex, and there was an artfill too at the original request. I was trying out a little angst and a different writing style. This was never beta-read so feel free to point out any mistakes! And obfuscation – eschew it!

( click to read Obfuscation )

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Title: Unwritten Rules
Author: jedishampoo
Pairing: France/America
Rating/Warnings: R-l8 (sex)
Summary: France gives Revolutionary America some lessons in diplomacy. Sexual diplomacy.
Author’s Notes: For the prompt on my tumblr, “Smut, France/US,” and since I’d been discussing France deflowering America, here it is. Mostly historically accurate as I could be regarding time and attitudes, and mostly angst-free! I apologize that it’s not nearly as smutty and teaching-detailed as it could be, and I wish I could have done the subject more justice, but I really enjoyed writing their conversations and relationship. I tried to make it consensual and happy, too. Thanks to my awesome betas, sharpeslass and whymzycal! And thanks to anon requester for the push to write a Hetalia pairing that is not UKUS.

( Unwritten Rules )

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