jedishampoo: (Bitch of the Black Sea)
I wrote this a small while back and never posted it to my journal, but that's probably because I was afraid people I know might read it and it's dorktastic, so. ;)

Title: What He Means to Say Is
Fandom/Pairing: Attack on Titan, Levi x Erwin
Rating: R-18
Summary: Don't drink Hange's sex-water, Erwin, or your fantasies might come true. In other words, sex-pollen.
Author's notes: From a prompt for sex-pollen on the SnK kinkmeme here on dw (snkkink.dreamwidth.org). Thank you to Despina_moon for the beta! She caught way more errors than I changed because I was lazy, gotta warn you.


It's on AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1178669
jedishampoo: (Saiyuki: Bun-Bun Wuv)
Title: The Art of Status Quo
Author:
jedishampoo
Rating: PG
Pairing: Tenpou/Konzen
Summary: Konzen knows it’s easier to really not know.
Warnings: None
Author's notes: Short ficlet written for [personal profile] whymzycal's prompt "bibliophile" in the [community profile] valentine_smut exchange. Thank you for the prompts, to my betas and to the Merciful Goddess for her work on the exchange!

The Art of Status Quo )
jedishampoo: (Saiyuki: Sanzo)
Title: End of the Universe Stuff
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: R-18
Pairing : Sanzo/Sharak, Ni/Gyokumen
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters and make no profit from this fan fiction.
Summary: It's strictly Sanzo business. Really.
Warnings: Language, character death (implied and impermanent)
Author's notes: Written for [personal profile] despina_moon in the [community profile] yuletide_smut exchange! Originally it was to have Hassan join in with Sharak but I am fail and did not get it in there. Thanks to my awesome beta whymzycal, and to Des for the super prompt - I hope you enjoyed, despite the cheesiness!

End of the Universe Stuff )
jedishampoo: (Tiger & Bunny: Karina)
Title: Late Tea and On-Dits
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Fandom: Tiger & Bunny
Characters: Sky High (with brief appearances by other characters)
Pairing/Rating: No pairing, Rated PG
Summary: Sky High is a last-minute replacement on a talk show that really wanted Barnaby Brooks, Jr. As if life post-Jake Martinez isn't stressful enough.
Notes: This is the fic I wrote for the Yuletide small-fandom exchange! It's a little sweet and feel-goody, and was tons of fun to write. Thanks to my super-betas whymzycal and despina_moon!

Here on the AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/1069883
jedishampoo: (Default)
Title: Around the Lake Tonight
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Recipient:[profile] just_a_fangirl
Pairing: UKUSUK
Rating/Warnings: R, brief smuts, Victorian language
Summary: The sons of dukes should never engage in lurid affairs with the help. That doesn't mean they don't.
Author's Notes: For the [community profile] usxuk comm's Secret Santa exchange! I'm sorry this is so late, requester, but I had some family issues around the holidays. Thanks for your fun prompts, and I chose the one for a Victorian nobleman and a man on his estate, complete with a happy ending. Thanks to my beta, [personal profile] whymzycal, for her always awesome work, and to the mods for their work organizing the exchange (and for the extension). Title is from a Toadies song, Possum Kingdom. So there's a boathouse in the song.

Click here to read Around the Lake Tonight )

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jedishampoo: (Hetalia: UKUS Plaid)
Title: All Right, Tonight
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: R-18
Pairing: UKxUS, some side pairings with other characters
Summary: Attorney Arthur Kirkland gets a new divorce client - Alfred Jones. Things easily heat up between them, but can they get their heads out of their own behinds long enough to really see each other? Deanon from the Hetalia kink meme.

Read on the AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/works/972105/chapters/1910633

Or FFN: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9698667/1/All-Right-Tonight


Unbeta-read and 41K words. Don't read it! LOL.
jedishampoo: (saiyuki jump)
Title: Inordinate Affection and Evil Concupiscence
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: R-18
Pairing: Hakkai/Sanzo (some other minor pairings implied on the side)
Summary: The Reverend Gen Sanford is faced with a vexing situation! Sorting it out may require indulging in activities that are not quite proper.
Warnings: Bad language; period-specific homophobia and laws and other non-PC terms (pretty light, however); dubcon if you squint.
Author's notes: Written for [profile] rachel_reicheru in the [community profile] 7thnight_smut common Dreamwidth. Prompt was for Sanzo as a priest, any time period, and Hakkai is a demon chained up in his basement. It was oodles of fun to write! Much love to my betas whymz, despina and sharpeslass, and to the Merciful Goddess for her work.

Inordinate Affection and Evil Concupiscence )
jedishampoo: (jedishampoo by me!)
Title: Good Boy, There
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: UKUSUK (Arthur/Alfred AU) (sort-of-side US/Ukraine)
Rating/Warnings: R-18; sex-slavery and the consent issues inherent in that, though I will say nobody is outwardly unwilling.
Summary: Sometimes Alfred doesn't mind being a Pleasure slave. Sometimes, though, he dreams of another life.
Notes: Written for a general slave fic prompt on the Hetalia kinkmeme. Here's the kinkmeme link. This is dedicated to my id, which wanted Arthur/Alfred sex-slave AU. This is totally unbeta-read and shows; I wrote it quickly and purely for smut value, and there was no research involved. Hope you enjoy!


Click Here to read Good Boy, There )

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Title: Year of the Shark
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: R-l8
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo
Warnings: Looks like dub-con but isn’t, exhibitionism, smut, language.
Summary: Better watch out! You’re in Nepal now, buddy, and the Nurse Sharks are comin’ to town.
Author's notes: Written for the the yuletide_smut comm. on dreamwidth The prompt was “nurse,” and I played fast and loose with it. Thanks to my awesome beta [personal profile] whymzycal and to those who enabled me in this idea. Many thanks to the Merciful Goddess for her work on these fic-exchange comms. You help keep the fandom alive.

Year of the Shark )
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Title: So Here We Are Now
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America
Rating/Warning: R-l8, for DUBCON, smut, language
Summary: England is one of those and America is one of them and they discover this by fortuitous accident. Alpha/Omega dynamics, sort of.

Author’s Notes: Kink meme deanon because someone already outed me, ya twerps. I used the The Anything Goes prompt. Alpha/Omega dynamics shaken up a bit and made how I'd like 'em, like canonverse and without all the mpreg and stuff but with all the nice heat and knotting and marathon sex and hey, hello, I am DUBCON, nice to meet you. Consent is eventually implicit but that's it. Think of it like sex-pollen. Here’s the kink meme link.. This is totally un-beta-read because just too embarrassing. I know there are mistakes and feel free to point them out.


click here to read So Here We Are Now )
jedishampoo: (Default)
I would do a "fic round-up" post, but it would probably be depressing to see how little I've written this year. :) A couple of UKUS fics, a couple of Saiyuki fics courtesy of the Merciful Goddess and her exchanges on DW, and ... a yuletide fic!

I wrote a fic in Oglaf fandom, called Deck the Dungeons. Basically, it's a holiday in the life of an Evil Mistress. It's totally silly and very porny, sort of like the webcomic itself. The story is here:

http://archiveofourown.org/works/594004

If you haven't ever checked out Oglaf, and don't mind some porniness in your webcomics -- and when I say porniness, I mean of the het, yuri, slashy, you-name-it variety -- then check it out now, because it's TOTALLY HILARIOUS. I like the art style, too.

www.oglaf.com

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jedishampoo: (jedishampoo by me!)
Title: Dinner Plus Movie
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Movie night at America's place is traditional. Even more than a century in the future.
Author's Notes: Written for the USUK Anthology, the "Future" prompt. Thanks to my beta [personal profile] whymzycal, and to damegaby for the CUTETASTIC artwork she provided for it! Thanks to the mods at the [community profile] usxuk comm for their organizing work.

Edit: Here's a link to the artwork on damegaby's tumblr.

Click here to read Dinner Plus Movie )

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jedishampoo: (saiyuki jump)
Title: The God of Cookery
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: R-l8
Pairing: Gojyo/Sanzo
Summary: Sanzo Genjyo makes a living being brilliant at finance, but sometimes he has more in common with the guy who runs the noodle shop.
Warnings: language
Author's notes: Er, realized I never posted this! It was written for [personal profile] despina_moon on the [community profile] 7thnight_smut comm (mwah dahling). The title of this was unashamedly stolen from the Stephen Chow movie, but just the title; the plot, such as it is, is all my own. Thanks to my beta, [personal profile] whymzycal!

The God of Cookery )
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jedishampoo: (jedishampoo by me!)
Title: Souvenir
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: UK/US
Rating: R-18, explicit smut
Warnings: None other than the rating.
Summary: Their history is ... complicated. But they only have an hour.
Author's Notes: This is a kink meme deanon for non-bondage necktie-tying kink. The original prompt and fill are here. This is several months old but it needed to be reworked on the orders of my lovely beta, [personal profile] conjure_lass. Thanks to her and to the original requester! ::waves:: It still might be meander-y and emotionally unsure but that's kind of what I was going for, so there you are, and be warned. :)


Click here to read Souvenir )

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jedishampoo: (jedishampoo by me!)
Title: Rolling Over, Dover
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: US x UK (implied England usually on top)
Rating/Warnings: sex, language
Summary: England hasn’t been invaded since 1066; America decides to give it a try.
Author’s Notes: Yes, I wrote America on top. And bad invasion innuendo ahoy! This is a deanon from the kink meme; Here’s the kink meme link to prompt and fic. Beta-read by the awesome [personal profile] conjure_lass (thanks! ::wave::) but of course any remaining mistakes and/or cheesiness are mine alone.

Click to read Rolling Over, Dover )

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jedishampoo: (jedishampoo by me!)
Title: Spellbreaker
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: UK/US (Arthur/Alfred Superhero!AU)
Rating/Warnings: R-l8, smut, language, captivity
Summary: “You’ve gone too far, Doctor Stonehenge,” said Citizen Science.
Author’s Notes: Supervillain!Arthur / Superhero!Alfred, requested by anon on my tumblr. What an awesome prompt that was, so thank you, anon (all of the prompts I got were awesome; this is just the first one used so far). Anyway, I played with the characterizations a bit and tried to go a little darker but it's still my attempt at some comic-book angst and cheese and smut. Thanks to my beta [personal profile] whymzycal for her assistance and tough love!

Click Here to read Spellbreaker )

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Title: Obfuscation
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America
Rating/Warnings: R-l8 (sex, use of the word “buggery”)
Summary: Sex against a wall and discussion of “love at first sight.”
Author’s Notes: This is something short I posted months ago on the kink meme and totally forgot to deanon. Here’s the Kink meme link. The original prompt was for UKUS wallsex, and there was an artfill too at the original request. I was trying out a little angst and a different writing style. This was never beta-read so feel free to point out any mistakes! And obfuscation – eschew it!

click to read Obfuscation )

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jedishampoo: (saiyuki jump)
Title: Use Your Delusion
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Zakuro/Kanzeon
Summary: Zakuro’s in control here. No, really, he is. Why do you look so skeptical?
Warnings: Language, a little nibbling
Author's notes: Written for the awesome [personal profile] whymzycal for the Yuletide_smut com exchange 2011 on dreamwidth. This was an OMG fun prompt and pairing to write. Thanks and kisses to my betas [personal profile] sharpeslass and [personal profile] despina_moon! Title stolen from inspired by [personal profile] caeseria's "Use Your Illusion," a Naruto fic. ;)


Use Your Delusion )

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jedishampoo: (Default)
Title: Unwritten Rules
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: France/America
Rating/Warnings: R-l8 (sex)
Summary: France gives Revolutionary America some lessons in diplomacy. Sexual diplomacy.
Author’s Notes: For the prompt on my tumblr, “Smut, France/US,” and since I’d been discussing France deflowering America, here it is. Mostly historically accurate as I could be regarding time and attitudes, and mostly angst-free! I apologize that it’s not nearly as smutty and teaching-detailed as it could be, and I wish I could have done the subject more justice, but I really enjoyed writing their conversations and relationship. I tried to make it consensual and happy, too. Thanks to my awesome betas, [personal profile] sharpeslass and [personal profile] whymzycal! And thanks to anon requester for the push to write a Hetalia pairing that is not UKUS.

Unwritten Rules )

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jedishampoo: (Default)
Ficlet Title: The Worse Thing
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Pairing/Rating: US/UK, PG
Summary: Short and angstyish. America tells England that he’s just declared war on him. (War of 1812)
Author Note: Reposting ficlet-request fic from tumblr. Anon asked for Angst, US/UK. Anon knew that angst is my weak spot, I think (meaning I stink at it). Only 708 words!

I would like a few more requests, actually, ‘cause this was a fun challenge. My tumblr is http://jedishampoo.tumblr.com So HIT ME indulge me, please!

Click to read The Worse Thing )

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