Citadel Correspondent

Title: End of the Universe Stuff
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: R-18
Pairing : Sanzo/Sharak, Ni/Gyokumen
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters and make no profit from this fan fiction.
Summary: It's strictly Sanzo business. Really.
Warnings: Language, character death (implied and impermanent)
Author's notes: Written for despina_moon in the yuletide_smut exchange! Originally it was to have Hassan join in with Sharak but I am fail and did not get it in there. Thanks to my awesome beta whymzycal, and to Des for the super prompt - I hope you enjoyed, despite the cheesiness!

( End of the Universe Stuff )

Title: Year of the Shark
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: R-l8
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo
Warnings: Looks like dub-con but isn’t, exhibitionism, smut, language.
Summary: Better watch out! You’re in Nepal now, buddy, and the Nurse Sharks are comin’ to town.
Author's notes: Written for the the yuletide_smut comm. on dreamwidth The prompt was “nurse,” and I played fast and loose with it. Thanks to my awesome beta whymzycal and to those who enabled me in this idea. Many thanks to the Merciful Goddess for her work on these fic-exchange comms. You help keep the fandom alive.

( Year of the Shark )

Title: Use Your Delusion
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Zakuro/Kanzeon
Summary: Zakuro’s in control here. No, really, he is. Why do you look so skeptical?
Warnings: Language, a little nibbling
Author's notes: Written for the awesome whymzycal for the Yuletide_smut com exchange 2011 on dreamwidth. This was an OMG fun prompt and pairing to write. Thanks and kisses to my betas sharpeslass and despina_moon! Title stolen from inspired by caeseria's "Use Your Illusion," a Naruto fic. ;)


( Use Your Delusion )

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Squeee! The lovely kansouame and her lovely reading skillz have kindly made a podfic of a Saiyuki Gojyo/Sanzo story I wrote for her a while back-- Good Fortune. Download it and give it a listen! It's about 25 minutes, and please note it's R-18 rated, Not Work Safe for yaoi and language.

She's new at this but did such a great job, and her voice is so steady and cuuuuute! I love it. Some download links (zip file) are:

Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?7u0tckhtsk8ur0t

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=K46TW1M6

Isn't that so cool? Hee. And I think we should encourage kansouame to do more podfics, since she's so good at it. :)

Title: Fundamental Difference
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: NC-l7
Pairing: Gojyo/Yaone (HETOMG)
Summary: Saiyuki: Yaone serves her lord well, but sometimes she wants things for herself.
Author's notes: This was written for akuchan_47 in the valentine_smut exchange, and I just realized I hadn’t posted it to my journal, yet. Thank you to my lovely beta sharpeslass, and to mercifulkanzeon for her patience and work on this exchange!

( Click Here to read Fundamental Difference )

Title: The Lost City of Paititi and the Legendary Golden Phallus
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: NC-l7
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo
Summary: When jungle explorers Gojyo Shawn and Hakkai Childs meet, it’s the beginning of a beautiful partnership.
Warnings: Mention of past incest (canon, yo); language; cliffhangers
Author's notes: Written for my dearest kansouame in the 7thnight_smut exchange. She wanted an archaeology adventure/romance in the jungle with cliffhangers. Dear readers, if you know anything about real archaeology or Incan civilization, please ignore such knowledge when reading this story. Mwah to my lovely beta sharpeslass, and to lauand, who very kindly provided assistance with the Spanish; any remaining errors are my own. Loads of love and thanks to rroselavy for her work as the Merciful Goddess in organizing this exchange.


( Click to Read The Lost City of Paititi, Part 1 )

The Lost City of Paititi, Part Two

Title: Karma Bums and The Weirdest Night of My Life
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: NC-l7
Pairing: Sanzo/Homura
Summary: AU: It’s California in 1958, Daddy-o; Homura and his band of merry Buddhists find a strange golden-haired dude who’s got a secret that’s like crazy, man. ~8500 words.
Author's notes: For dear helliongoddess in the 7thnight_smut exchange, for the prompt of humor and Zen Buddhism. HG, I had so much fun writing this, you just don’t even know. This fic was inspired loosely by Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac, a story of Zen Buddhism and the Beat Generation. The result is insanity and I apologize in advance. I also apologize for my loose interpretation of Buddhist principles. Thank you so much to my beta, sharpeslass, and thanks to rroselavy for all her work on the exchange! (I’m fixing my other exchange offering, beware it!)

( Click to read Karma Bums and The Weirdest Night of My Life )

Title: Detection, Attack, Capture, Consumption
Author: jedishampoo
Pairing: Gojyo & Sanzo
Rating: NSFW (yaoi, language)
Summary: Gojyo’s sexy bandaging technique makes his medical attention all the more special.
Author’s Notes: Gift-ficlet for the wonderful error256 because she has given so much to the Saiyuki community (and especially lately to the 53 community) with her steady stream of awesome, nommable artwork of all the boyz. This was written to a story-prompt from error, but a little bird wrote her for me so I could attempt to make it a surprise. I added a weird POV and outline that I hope work here. Thanks to my little bird caeseria for the beta job and to sharpeslass for reading, also! I touched it last so all final mistakes are mine. ♥♥

( Detection, Attack, Capture, Consumption )

I really am behind and I apologize if I've missed something important on your journals, my friends! But I think the PMS was just bad last week and I'm only now coming out of the blahs. :)

Shoot, I had a three-day weekend and like 10 fics I wanted/needed to write, but only got 188 words written ("A Strength" for the 15-minute "58" challenge at saiyuki_time). Now, I've gotten some very kind comments and inksheddings made an excellent argument for brevity when necessary recently, but I'm used to having to force myself to stop writing! I would whine that quitting smoking has made me write less except I've actually completed two pieces since I went off the nicotine. So it's just me and my blah.

I went to Indiana to visit mom a couple of weeks ago. Mom is doing great! I drove her to a couple of her radiation appointments and got to meet her doctor and everything. And I met lots of women with no hair waiting for their radiation appointments and I was glad both because (a) those gals are the survivors, yay! and (b) my mom does not have to have chemotherapy and go through what they went through. Oh, and I shopped. A LOT. I bought three or four pair of shoes and three dresses and probably a dozen tops and a couple pairs of croppy pants and stuff for sharpeslass ('cause I'm a GOOD friend) and OMG, I love Von Maur so much. I wish they had one here. An interest-free charge, and their stuff is about Nordstrom-level nice without the Nordstrom hassle (driving downtown, finding parking, etc).

sharpeslass and I watched some nine episodes of Antique Bakery-- the anime. What a strange little show. The MELODRAMA! The PASTRIES! The GOOFINESS! And yet, it's somehow also manages to be touching at times. I read that they made a Jdrama of it, and removed all the gay. Wha? It seems the gay is the point.

EDIT: OH, and I forgot to mention that I've read Azumanga Daioh 1, 3 and 4 and I loved them utterly. They cracked me the hell up, so much so that I was laughing out loud on the plane. God, I love the teachers. And Chiyo-chan. And Sakaki with the Iriomote Cat.

Other than that, it's really freakin' hot outside. I guess that would be LAS VEGAS IN JULY, but still.

Hope everyone is well. :)

Title: Survivors
Author: jedishampoo
Pairing: Hakkai/OFC
Rating: NC-l7
Summary: Hakkai takes the girl home. She reminds him of someone, except for the still being alive part. Set during Saiyuki Reload Vol. 5.
Author’s Notes: Het OMG! Angst OMG! Written by prompt of sharpeslass, as detailed on the birthday fic coupon that I foolishly gifted her with. ;) She wanted Hakkai gettin’ it on with a grateful rescuee, and so here it is. Man, this was tough for me to write, and was put off several times by Real Life, but here it is, finished, yay! Betaed by same sharpeslass, thank you! About 7300 words.


( Click here to read Survivors )