jedishampoo: (Saiyuki: Bun-Bun Wuv)
Title: The Art of Status Quo
Author:
jedishampoo
Rating: PG
Pairing: Tenpou/Konzen
Summary: Konzen knows it’s easier to really not know.
Warnings: None
Author's notes: Short ficlet written for [personal profile] whymzycal's prompt "bibliophile" in the [community profile] valentine_smut exchange. Thank you for the prompts, to my betas and to the Merciful Goddess for her work on the exchange!

The Art of Status Quo )
jedishampoo: (Saiyuki: Sanzo)
Title: End of the Universe Stuff
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: R-18
Pairing : Sanzo/Sharak, Ni/Gyokumen
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters and make no profit from this fan fiction.
Summary: It's strictly Sanzo business. Really.
Warnings: Language, character death (implied and impermanent)
Author's notes: Written for [personal profile] despina_moon in the [community profile] yuletide_smut exchange! Originally it was to have Hassan join in with Sharak but I am fail and did not get it in there. Thanks to my awesome beta whymzycal, and to Des for the super prompt - I hope you enjoyed, despite the cheesiness!

End of the Universe Stuff )
jedishampoo: (saiyuki jump)
Title: Inordinate Affection and Evil Concupiscence
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: R-18
Pairing: Hakkai/Sanzo (some other minor pairings implied on the side)
Summary: The Reverend Gen Sanford is faced with a vexing situation! Sorting it out may require indulging in activities that are not quite proper.
Warnings: Bad language; period-specific homophobia and laws and other non-PC terms (pretty light, however); dubcon if you squint.
Author's notes: Written for [profile] rachel_reicheru in the [community profile] 7thnight_smut common Dreamwidth. Prompt was for Sanzo as a priest, any time period, and Hakkai is a demon chained up in his basement. It was oodles of fun to write! Much love to my betas whymz, despina and sharpeslass, and to the Merciful Goddess for her work.

Inordinate Affection and Evil Concupiscence )
jedishampoo: (Default)
Title: Year of the Shark
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: R-l8
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo
Warnings: Looks like dub-con but isn’t, exhibitionism, smut, language.
Summary: Better watch out! You’re in Nepal now, buddy, and the Nurse Sharks are comin’ to town.
Author's notes: Written for the the yuletide_smut comm. on dreamwidth The prompt was “nurse,” and I played fast and loose with it. Thanks to my awesome beta [personal profile] whymzycal and to those who enabled me in this idea. Many thanks to the Merciful Goddess for her work on these fic-exchange comms. You help keep the fandom alive.

Year of the Shark )
jedishampoo: (saiyuki jump)
Title: The God of Cookery
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: R-l8
Pairing: Gojyo/Sanzo
Summary: Sanzo Genjyo makes a living being brilliant at finance, but sometimes he has more in common with the guy who runs the noodle shop.
Warnings: language
Author's notes: Er, realized I never posted this! It was written for [personal profile] despina_moon on the [community profile] 7thnight_smut comm (mwah dahling). The title of this was unashamedly stolen from the Stephen Chow movie, but just the title; the plot, such as it is, is all my own. Thanks to my beta, [personal profile] whymzycal!

The God of Cookery )
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jedishampoo: (saiyuki jump)
Title: Use Your Delusion
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Zakuro/Kanzeon
Summary: Zakuro’s in control here. No, really, he is. Why do you look so skeptical?
Warnings: Language, a little nibbling
Author's notes: Written for the awesome [personal profile] whymzycal for the Yuletide_smut com exchange 2011 on dreamwidth. This was an OMG fun prompt and pairing to write. Thanks and kisses to my betas [personal profile] sharpeslass and [personal profile] despina_moon! Title stolen from inspired by [personal profile] caeseria's "Use Your Illusion," a Naruto fic. ;)


Use Your Delusion )

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jedishampoo: (Default)
Title: Free Wine
Author: [personal profile] jedishampoo
Rating: NC-l7
Pairing: Hakkai/Sanzo
Summary: Hakkai and Sanzo reached an understanding almost right after they met.
Warnings: language, sexual situations.
Author's notes: Yay, Saiyuki fic again! Written for [personal profile] jenniebart on the [community profile] valentine_smut exchange; the prompt was sugar and I tucked it away in there, somewhere. This was my chance to write Hakkai and Sanzo's early relationship; thanks to jenniebart for that opportuity! Thanks also to my lovely betas [personal profile] whymzycal and [personal profile] sharpeslass, and, finally, to the Merciful Goddess for her work!

Free Wine )
jedishampoo: (sanzo gojyo sexy sexier)
Squeee! The lovely [livejournal.com profile] kansouame and her lovely reading skillz have kindly made a podfic of a Saiyuki Gojyo/Sanzo story I wrote for her a while back-- Good Fortune. Download it and give it a listen! It's about 25 minutes, and please note it's R-18 rated, Not Work Safe for yaoi and language.

She's new at this but did such a great job, and her voice is so steady and cuuuuute! I love it. Some download links (zip file) are:

Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?7u0tckhtsk8ur0t

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=K46TW1M6

Isn't that so cool? Hee. And I think we should encourage [livejournal.com profile] kansouame to do more podfics, since she's so good at it. :)
jedishampoo: (Hakkai Gojyo)
Title: The Haul
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo
Warning: Language
Summary: We’ll always have the communications systems. It’s a space romance.
Author's notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] chibi_zoe in the [livejournal.com profile] 7thnight_smut AU Saiyuki exchange. This is a little bit of a mish-mash of a space story and the 7th night legend (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qi_Xi). Thanks to my awesome beta [livejournal.com profile] whymzycal, and my other awesome beta [livejournal.com profile] sharpeslass. And thanks to everyone for their lovely comments at the comm!

The Haul, Part 1 )


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jedishampoo: (gojyo sexy)
Title: Fundamental Difference
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Rating: NC-l7
Pairing: Gojyo/Yaone (HETOMG)
Summary: Saiyuki: Yaone serves her lord well, but sometimes she wants things for herself.
Author's notes: This was written for [livejournal.com profile] akuchan_47 in the [livejournal.com profile] valentine_smut exchange, and I just realized I hadn’t posted it to my journal, yet. Thank you to my lovely beta [livejournal.com profile] sharpeslass, and to [livejournal.com profile] mercifulkanzeon for her patience and work on this exchange!

Click Here to read Fundamental Difference )
jedishampoo: (Ukoku sutra)
Title: Available Options
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Rating: NC-l7 (smut, language)
Pairing: Tenpou/Ni
Summary: Tenpou keeps getting called out of his own world, but what does his caller really want from him?
Author's notes: Written for a request by [livejournal.com profile] absolutnegation in the [livejournal.com profile] yuletide_smut exchange. Thanks for the opportunity to write this pairing, and to the Merciful Goddess for her work on the exchange. Thanks also to my lovely betas [livejournal.com profile] sharpeslass and [livejournal.com profile] whymzycal!

Click here to read Available Options )
jedishampoo: (Gojyo x Hakkai)
Title: The Lost City of Paititi and the Legendary Golden Phallus
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Rating: NC-l7
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo
Summary: When jungle explorers Gojyo Shawn and Hakkai Childs meet, it’s the beginning of a beautiful partnership.
Warnings: Mention of past incest (canon, yo); language; cliffhangers
Author's notes: Written for my dearest [livejournal.com profile] kansouame in the [livejournal.com profile] 7thnight_smut exchange. She wanted an archaeology adventure/romance in the jungle with cliffhangers. Dear readers, if you know anything about real archaeology or Incan civilization, please ignore such knowledge when reading this story. Mwah to my lovely beta [livejournal.com profile] sharpeslass, and to [livejournal.com profile] lauand, who very kindly provided assistance with the Spanish; any remaining errors are my own. Loads of love and thanks to [livejournal.com profile] rroselavy for her work as the Merciful Goddess in organizing this exchange.


Click to Read The Lost City of Paititi, Part 1 )

The Lost City of Paititi, Part Two
jedishampoo: (Sanzo smoking)
Title: Karma Bums and The Weirdest Night of My Life
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Rating: NC-l7
Pairing: Sanzo/Homura
Summary: AU: It’s California in 1958, Daddy-o; Homura and his band of merry Buddhists find a strange golden-haired dude who’s got a secret that’s like crazy, man. ~8500 words.
Author's notes: For dear [livejournal.com profile] helliongoddess in the [livejournal.com profile] 7thnight_smut exchange, for the prompt of humor and Zen Buddhism. HG, I had so much fun writing this, you just don’t even know. This fic was inspired loosely by Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac, a story of Zen Buddhism and the Beat Generation. The result is insanity and I apologize in advance. I also apologize for my loose interpretation of Buddhist principles. Thank you so much to my beta, [livejournal.com profile] sharpeslass, and thanks to [livejournal.com profile] rroselavy for all her work on the exchange! (I’m fixing my other exchange offering, beware it!)

Click to read Karma Bums and The Weirdest Night of My Life )
jedishampoo: (Hakkai Gojyo)
Title: Perfect Kiss
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo
Rating/Warnings: NC-l7; mentions drugs
Summary: AU: Director C.G. “Chaz” Hakkai auditions a model for the lead role in his upcoming popcorn flick. About 4400 words.
Author’s Notes: For artist extraordinaire [livejournal.com profile] indelicateink, from my gift meme, and posted for half a day on the Saiyuki Anon Kink Meme IV. Prompt: Hakkai/Gojyo; intoxicated sex; 1986, a back booth of a nightclub, producer!Hakkai has his way with coked-out!male model!Gojyo. I saw this amazing prompt and then found out it was [livejournal.com profile] indelicateink’s, yay! Yeah, sorry, not remaining anon long, but I wanted to post her gift! :) Thanks so much to [livejournal.com profile] sharpeslass for her awesome ideas for backstory and names and, of course, the beta! You rock! Title from the New Order song, “Perfect Kiss.” (If you wanna hear it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQgsc6J15Xo)

Click here to read Perfect Kiss )
jedishampoo: (Sanzo Gojyo sexy)
Title: Detection, Attack, Capture, Consumption
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: Gojyo & Sanzo
Rating: NSFW (yaoi, language)
Summary: Gojyo’s sexy bandaging technique makes his medical attention all the more special.
Author’s Notes: Gift-ficlet for the wonderful [livejournal.com profile] error256 because she has given so much to the Saiyuki community (and especially lately to the 53 community) with her steady stream of awesome, nommable artwork of all the boyz. This was written to a story-prompt from error, but a little bird wrote her for me so I could attempt to make it a surprise. I added a weird POV and outline that I hope work here. Thanks to my little bird [livejournal.com profile] caeseria for the beta job and to [livejournal.com profile] sharpeslass for reading, also! I touched it last so all final mistakes are mine. ♥♥

Detection, Attack, Capture, Consumption )
jedishampoo: (Gojyo-Sanzo light)
Title: In Between
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: Gojyo/Sanzo
Rating: NC-l7
Summary: PWP. After the crisis but before the return of routine.
Author’s Notes: Set after the end of Reload, but no real spoilers. Belated birthday gift for [livejournal.com profile] caeseria, who is the awesomest ever!

Click here to read In Between )
jedishampoo: (Kitty Sakaki!)
I really am behind and I apologize if I've missed something important on your journals, my friends! But I think the PMS was just bad last week and I'm only now coming out of the blahs. :)

Shoot, I had a three-day weekend and like 10 fics I wanted/needed to write, but only got 188 words written ("A Strength" for the 15-minute "58" challenge at [livejournal.com profile] saiyuki_time). Now, I've gotten some very kind comments and [livejournal.com profile] inksheddings made an excellent argument for brevity when necessary recently, but I'm used to having to force myself to stop writing! I would whine that quitting smoking has made me write less except I've actually completed two pieces since I went off the nicotine. So it's just me and my blah.

I went to Indiana to visit mom a couple of weeks ago. Mom is doing great! I drove her to a couple of her radiation appointments and got to meet her doctor and everything. And I met lots of women with no hair waiting for their radiation appointments and I was glad both because (a) those gals are the survivors, yay! and (b) my mom does not have to have chemotherapy and go through what they went through. Oh, and I shopped. A LOT. I bought three or four pair of shoes and three dresses and probably a dozen tops and a couple pairs of croppy pants and stuff for [livejournal.com profile] sharpeslass ('cause I'm a GOOD friend) and OMG, I love Von Maur so much. I wish they had one here. An interest-free charge, and their stuff is about Nordstrom-level nice without the Nordstrom hassle (driving downtown, finding parking, etc).

[livejournal.com profile] sharpeslass and I watched some nine episodes of Antique Bakery-- the anime. What a strange little show. The MELODRAMA! The PASTRIES! The GOOFINESS! And yet, it's somehow also manages to be touching at times. I read that they made a Jdrama of it, and removed all the gay. Wha? It seems the gay is the point.

EDIT: OH, and I forgot to mention that I've read Azumanga Daioh 1, 3 and 4 and I loved them utterly. They cracked me the hell up, so much so that I was laughing out loud on the plane. God, I love the teachers. And Chiyo-chan. And Sakaki with the Iriomote Cat.

Other than that, it's really freakin' hot outside. I guess that would be LAS VEGAS IN JULY, but still.

Hope everyone is well. :)
jedishampoo: (Gojyo Sanzo Fight Burial!)
Title: “Too Late” for [livejournal.com profile] ssjbento
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Rating: NC-l7
Pairing/Summary: Gojyo/Youkai!Sanzo. Who’s being punished, exactly?
Author’s Note: A gift for graphic artist extraordinaire [livejournal.com profile] ssjbento, from my gift meme a while back. I thought I’d read somewhere that she might like to see Gojyo on toppa Youkai!Sanzo-- if I'm wrong please forgive me, and I hope you enjoy anyway, bento-chan! I’m sorry it’s not happier. Shortish, 1300 words or so. Thank you to [livejournal.com profile] sharpeslass for the much-needed beta and for fanficcy encouragement. Thanks to [livejournal.com profile] caeseria for encouragement, also!

Click Here to Read Too Late )
jedishampoo: (hakkai vines)
Title: Survivors
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: Hakkai/OFC
Rating: NC-l7
Summary: Hakkai takes the girl home. She reminds him of someone, except for the still being alive part. Set during Saiyuki Reload Vol. 5.
Author’s Notes: Het OMG! Angst OMG! Written by prompt of [livejournal.com profile] sharpeslass, as detailed on the birthday fic coupon that I foolishly gifted her with. ;) She wanted Hakkai gettin’ it on with a grateful rescuee, and so here it is. Man, this was tough for me to write, and was put off several times by Real Life, but here it is, finished, yay! Betaed by same [livejournal.com profile] sharpeslass, thank you! About 7300 words.


Click here to read Survivors )

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