Citadel Correspondent

Title: Around the Lake Tonight
Author: jedishampoo
Recipient:just_a_fangirl
Pairing: UKUSUK
Rating/Warnings: R, brief smuts, Victorian language
Summary: The sons of dukes should never engage in lurid affairs with the help. That doesn't mean they don't.
Author's Notes: For the usxuk comm's Secret Santa exchange! I'm sorry this is so late, requester, but I had some family issues around the holidays. Thanks for your fun prompts, and I chose the one for a Victorian nobleman and a man on his estate, complete with a happy ending. Thanks to my beta, whymzycal, for her always awesome work, and to the mods for their work organizing the exchange (and for the extension). Title is from a Toadies song, Possum Kingdom. So there's a boathouse in the song.

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Title: Good Boy, There
Author: jedishampoo
Pairing: UKUSUK (Arthur/Alfred AU) (sort-of-side US/Ukraine)
Rating/Warnings: R-18; sex-slavery and the consent issues inherent in that, though I will say nobody is outwardly unwilling.
Summary: Sometimes Alfred doesn't mind being a Pleasure slave. Sometimes, though, he dreams of another life.
Notes: Written for a general slave fic prompt on the Hetalia kinkmeme. Here's the kinkmeme link. This is dedicated to my id, which wanted Arthur/Alfred sex-slave AU. This is totally unbeta-read and shows; I wrote it quickly and purely for smut value, and there was no research involved. Hope you enjoy!


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Title: Dinner Plus Movie
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None
Summary: Movie night at America's place is traditional. Even more than a century in the future.
Author's Notes: Written for the USUK Anthology, the "Future" prompt. Thanks to my beta whymzycal, and to damegaby for the CUTETASTIC artwork she provided for it! Thanks to the mods at the usxuk comm for their organizing work.

Edit: Here's a link to the artwork on damegaby's tumblr.

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Title: Spellbreaker
Author: jedishampoo
Pairing: UK/US (Arthur/Alfred Superhero!AU)
Rating/Warnings: R-l8, smut, language, captivity
Summary: “You’ve gone too far, Doctor Stonehenge,” said Citizen Science.
Author’s Notes: Supervillain!Arthur / Superhero!Alfred, requested by anon on my tumblr. What an awesome prompt that was, so thank you, anon (all of the prompts I got were awesome; this is just the first one used so far). Anyway, I played with the characterizations a bit and tried to go a little darker but it's still my attempt at some comic-book angst and cheese and smut. Thanks to my beta whymzycal for her assistance and tough love!

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Title: Unwritten Rules
Author: jedishampoo
Pairing: France/America
Rating/Warnings: R-l8 (sex)
Summary: France gives Revolutionary America some lessons in diplomacy. Sexual diplomacy.
Author’s Notes: For the prompt on my tumblr, “Smut, France/US,” and since I’d been discussing France deflowering America, here it is. Mostly historically accurate as I could be regarding time and attitudes, and mostly angst-free! I apologize that it’s not nearly as smutty and teaching-detailed as it could be, and I wish I could have done the subject more justice, but I really enjoyed writing their conversations and relationship. I tried to make it consensual and happy, too. Thanks to my awesome betas, sharpeslass and whymzycal! And thanks to anon requester for the push to write a Hetalia pairing that is not UKUS.

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Forgot to crosspost this to DW -- don't mind me!

Title: Queens and Kings and Queens and
Author: jedishampoo
Recipient: vocahetafan13
Rating/Warnings: PG-13, for language
Summary: Spades-ish AU, Arthur/Alfred. In a small, war-torn kingdom, desperate times force desperate measures, especially when love is involved.
Author’s Notes For the usxuk comm's Secret Santa, and the recipient’s lovely prompt, In order to protect the person most precious to him, Arthur/Alfred will bear any weight on his shoulder, no matter how heavy it is. Dear vocahetafan13 and readers, I’ve turned the players and their positions on this Spades-ish stage a little bit onto their heads, but don’t worry -- all will become clear in the end. Thanks bunches to my betas, liete and whymzycal! Still, I touched it last.

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Title: The Principle of Contagion
Author: jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America
Rating: R-l8 (smut)
Summary: America has magic, and he can only repress it for so long before it just… happens. And then it goes away.
Author’s Notes: This was originally written for the Hetalia kink meme, for the prompt of America having magic, and repressing it until he starts releasing it forcefully and painfully. Here’s the Kink Meme link. Thanks to the OP for such an awesome prompt! Thanks to my awesome beta whymzycal for helping me de-cliché and shake this one out a bit!


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Title: Mute Appreciation
Author: jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America
Rating: R-l8 (smut)
Summary: The usual goofiness, and sex on a fur rug. Sort of a fur rug.
Notes: Originally written for the Hetalia kink meme, the prompt “Making love in front of the fire.” Here’s the Kink Meme link. Except the OP wanted US/UK; thanks to the OP for the request and their graciousness despite my pairing order fail! And thank you to my beta, whymzycal, who helped me sharpen this up before I de-anoned like nobody knew who it was, yeah, right!.

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Title: War and Things Like It (Part 2 of 2)
Author: jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America
Rating: R-l8 (smutsmut)
Summary: America is growing up, and gets an introduction into the world of war-- and other things.
Notes: See Part 1.


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Title: The Shape of Seconds
Author: jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America (Hetalia)
Rating: R-l8 (sex)
Summary: Morning nookie.
Notes: Originally written for the kink meme, for the prompt “Morning nookie.” Here’s the Kink Meme link. Finally, I got to write me some morning lovin’. Thanks to the OP for the request!

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