Citadel Correspondent

Title: Year of the Shark
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: R-l8
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo
Warnings: Looks like dub-con but isn’t, exhibitionism, smut, language.
Summary: Better watch out! You’re in Nepal now, buddy, and the Nurse Sharks are comin’ to town.
Author's notes: Written for the the yuletide_smut comm. on dreamwidth The prompt was “nurse,” and I played fast and loose with it. Thanks to my awesome beta whymzycal and to those who enabled me in this idea. Many thanks to the Merciful Goddess for her work on these fic-exchange comms. You help keep the fandom alive.

( Year of the Shark )

Title: Use Your Delusion
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: R
Pairing(s): Zakuro/Kanzeon
Summary: Zakuro’s in control here. No, really, he is. Why do you look so skeptical?
Warnings: Language, a little nibbling
Author's notes: Written for the awesome whymzycal for the Yuletide_smut com exchange 2011 on dreamwidth. This was an OMG fun prompt and pairing to write. Thanks and kisses to my betas sharpeslass and despina_moon! Title stolen from inspired by caeseria's "Use Your Illusion," a Naruto fic. ;)


( Use Your Delusion )

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Squeee! The lovely kansouame and her lovely reading skillz have kindly made a podfic of a Saiyuki Gojyo/Sanzo story I wrote for her a while back-- Good Fortune. Download it and give it a listen! It's about 25 minutes, and please note it's R-18 rated, Not Work Safe for yaoi and language.

She's new at this but did such a great job, and her voice is so steady and cuuuuute! I love it. Some download links (zip file) are:

Mediafire: http://www.mediafire.com/?7u0tckhtsk8ur0t

Megaupload: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=K46TW1M6

Isn't that so cool? Hee. And I think we should encourage kansouame to do more podfics, since she's so good at it. :)

Title: The Haul
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo
Warning: Language
Summary: We’ll always have the communications systems. It’s a space romance.
Author's notes: Written for chibi_zoe in the 7thnight_smut AU Saiyuki exchange. This is a little bit of a mish-mash of a space story and the 7th night legend (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Qi_Xi). Thanks to my awesome beta whymzycal, and my other awesome beta sharpeslass. And thanks to everyone for their lovely comments at the comm!

( The Haul, Part 1 )


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Title: The Lost City of Paititi and the Legendary Golden Phallus
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: NC-l7
Pairing: Hakkai/Gojyo
Summary: When jungle explorers Gojyo Shawn and Hakkai Childs meet, it’s the beginning of a beautiful partnership.
Warnings: Mention of past incest (canon, yo); language; cliffhangers
Author's notes: Written for my dearest kansouame in the 7thnight_smut exchange. She wanted an archaeology adventure/romance in the jungle with cliffhangers. Dear readers, if you know anything about real archaeology or Incan civilization, please ignore such knowledge when reading this story. Mwah to my lovely beta sharpeslass, and to lauand, who very kindly provided assistance with the Spanish; any remaining errors are my own. Loads of love and thanks to rroselavy for her work as the Merciful Goddess in organizing this exchange.


( Click to Read The Lost City of Paititi, Part 1 )

The Lost City of Paititi, Part Two

Title: Karma Bums and The Weirdest Night of My Life
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: NC-l7
Pairing: Sanzo/Homura
Summary: AU: It’s California in 1958, Daddy-o; Homura and his band of merry Buddhists find a strange golden-haired dude who’s got a secret that’s like crazy, man. ~8500 words.
Author's notes: For dear helliongoddess in the 7thnight_smut exchange, for the prompt of humor and Zen Buddhism. HG, I had so much fun writing this, you just don’t even know. This fic was inspired loosely by Dharma Bums by Jack Kerouac, a story of Zen Buddhism and the Beat Generation. The result is insanity and I apologize in advance. I also apologize for my loose interpretation of Buddhist principles. Thank you so much to my beta, sharpeslass, and thanks to rroselavy for all her work on the exchange! (I’m fixing my other exchange offering, beware it!)

( Click to read Karma Bums and The Weirdest Night of My Life )

Title: Detection, Attack, Capture, Consumption
Author: jedishampoo
Pairing: Gojyo & Sanzo
Rating: NSFW (yaoi, language)
Summary: Gojyo’s sexy bandaging technique makes his medical attention all the more special.
Author’s Notes: Gift-ficlet for the wonderful error256 because she has given so much to the Saiyuki community (and especially lately to the 53 community) with her steady stream of awesome, nommable artwork of all the boyz. This was written to a story-prompt from error, but a little bird wrote her for me so I could attempt to make it a surprise. I added a weird POV and outline that I hope work here. Thanks to my little bird caeseria for the beta job and to sharpeslass for reading, also! I touched it last so all final mistakes are mine. ♥♥

( Detection, Attack, Capture, Consumption )

Title: “Too Late” for ssjbento
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: NC-l7
Pairing/Summary: Gojyo/Youkai!Sanzo. Who’s being punished, exactly?
Author’s Note: A gift for graphic artist extraordinaire ssjbento, from my gift meme a while back. I thought I’d read somewhere that she might like to see Gojyo on toppa Youkai!Sanzo-- if I'm wrong please forgive me, and I hope you enjoy anyway, bento-chan! I’m sorry it’s not happier. Shortish, 1300 words or so. Thank you to sharpeslass for the much-needed beta and for fanficcy encouragement. Thanks to caeseria for encouragement, also!

( Click Here to Read Too Late )

Title: Bang Bang, My Weapon
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: NC-l7
Pairing: Sanzo/Gojyo
Summary: Sanzo can hold a grudge as long as he needs to.
Warnings: Some bondage, lots of bad language, s.e.x.
Author's notes: Written for lillypuff in the yuletide_smut exchange. The last of my stories written for that, woohoo! I tried writing this pairing differently from how I usually would with this one (i.e., Sanzo on top OMG), and it was a lot of fun (i.e., more violent than my usual). ;) Thanks to my beta sharpeslass!

( Click here to read Bang Bang, My Weapon )

Title: The Man Who Murdered Love
Author: jedishampoo
Rating: NC-l7
Pairing: Zakuro/Sanzo
Summary: It was Zakuro's lucky day-- maybe. Yaoi, humor.
Warnings: Dub-con-ish, bad language.
Author's notes: Written for whymzycal in the yuletide_smut exchange-- one of the three stories I wrote there! :) Takes place just somewhere near the end of Reload 8. Thanks to my wonderful betas sharpeslass and saltcandy and to mercifulkanzeon for her work in the exchange. Brain stuff swiped from Wikipedia. Title borrowed from an XTC song. Have a grain of salt handy.

( Click here to read The Man Who Murdered Love )