Fic: Love Me, Dude (Saiyuki, SLASH)

Title: Love Me, Dude
Author: jedishampoo
Fandom: Saiyuki
Pairing: 53 (Gojyo/Sanzo)
Rating: NC-l7 (NOT Worksafe)
Summary: For the Saiyuki Anonymous Kink Meme, not so anonymous, yeah, I gots no shame. Yaoi (slash). Someone mistakes Sanzo for a girl. Gojyo fumbles his way to taking charge. Humor, smut. Anonymous thread is HERE.

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X-posted to saiyuki, bad_friends, aff.

Tile Floors SCREAM FOR HELP

Does anyone know how to clean tile floors? I just cleaned them, I think, but I about killed myself doing it.

We moved into the new place, and it has all tile floors. Like stone tile, smooth. At first we thought, oh, no vacuuming downstairs and no cat barf on carpet and so no Resolve. I can just sweep and mop, hooray!

HOLY CRAP was I wrong. Great clumps of dust and cat hair hiding everywhere, blowing across the floor like tumbleweeds. I tried to sweep (with a broom) and get most of the dust, but it kept skittering away from me. Then I got out the mop and Pine-Sol (sponge mop), Pine-Sol diluted as per package directions, and hell, the grout between tiles is mostly untouched, the Pine-sol leaves a bit of residue, and basically the mop makes the dust I missed wet and sorta smears it like slime.

HOW do you clean these floors? I can't hire anyone. I was doing it for hours. I can't get on my knees and scrub like I used to on the linoleum kitchen in our old place, else risk bruised knees. And dang, this place really is huge (another thing we thought at first was good) and has a LOT of tile. Acres! Anyone have any tips?