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Warning to men, this is female stuff: Move along. ;)

Ovulation. All I want to do is (1) Eat a lot of junk food, and (2) look at pictures of hot men, and think about hot men, and (3) never you mind.

I would say that the excessive dreaming about hot men has something to with primal urges to reproduce. Except, if I'm eating a lot of junk food, I'm probably making myself LESS attractive to hot men because: (a) I'm fatter, and (b) I have cracker crumbs all down the front of my dress and (c) why am I drooling over pictures of Hayden Christensen he's more than ten years younger than I am for heaven's sake?

I don't understand. ::is it hot in here?::

Lovely new icon stolen from [livejournal.com profile] snarkel Slurp.
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