Ha ha!

[jedishampoo]

From Jezebel.com:

How NOT to get Laid at a Wedding

http://jezebel.com/gossip/hells-bells/how-not-to-get-laid-at-a-wedding-272339.php

These writers find a published list of "how to meet a GOOD MAN at a wedding," and then tear it apart for those of us living in the real world. Beware of language!

It just struck me as funny 'cause the most recent wedding I went to was just classic-- (a) all the single people ended up drinking together, (b) resulting in extreme drunkenness, and ultimately, (c) drunken crying over the perfidy of MEN. It was a great wedding, actally!

Comments

[hollywdliz.livejournal.com]

"Men love to look at and are attracted to nipples and jiggling breasts (also, it's sexy)."

WTF? Last time I checked, nipples and jiggling breasts in public were trashy.

This was hilarious! Thanks!

[knight-ander.livejournal.com]

"WTF? Last time I checked, nipples and jiggling breasts in public were trashy."

But not at weddings, apparently.

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

No, especially at weddings. Normally they're held in churches. Does one really want one's nipples to say "hello" to the pastor? ;) This last wedding was actually held at a Las Vegas chapel. It was very odd to see the sort of "checkout counter line o' marriage," but interesting all the same.

[knight-ander.livejournal.com]

I was thinking the reception, not the ceremony.

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

So maybe girlz could wear the bra during the ceremony, then ditch it before the reception? ;) Life is so confusing sometimes!

[lexsara.livejournal.com]

Sigh. I don't need to hear this. I'm already having 'issues' about being the only 'dateless' woman at my sister's wedding--although I keep telling myself that as maid of honor, I'll be more concerned with making sure Mary doesn't go crazy. Still, I forsee much alcohol at the wedding reception.

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, honey. There are always single people at weddings. And the single people always end up together, hanging out at least. And real women aren't expected to pick up a man at the wedding. Have fun and let your sister deal! ;)

[moorina.livejournal.com]

::snort::

That's dreadful!

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

Ain't it? It's so confusing being a single woman anymore. Usually I stay away from dating advice out of self-preservation-- who wants to think we've been doing it wrong all along? :)

[knight-ander.livejournal.com]

*looks up the word "perfidy"*

Wow. While the author of the published book sounds just a tad desperate, the author of the article at jezebel.com sounds more than a little bit bitter. :p

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

You've got it in a nutshell. And there is always a battle between the "desperate" women and the "bitter" ones. They each despise the other. ;)