Drabble Generator!

[jedishampoo]

Yes, caeseria, I stole this from you but you're right, it's brilliant.

Drabble Generator!
http://www.prillalar.com/drabbles/

Put in the words including nouns, adjectives, adverbs, etc., hit send, and bingo! Instant drabble for your pairing of choice.

Mine, as was caeseria's, is 53. I'll only share a snippet here:



Then one night, Sanzo looked up at Gojyo and said, "If you kiss me, I will become a sexy prince."

Gojyo screamed thoughtfully, he was so surprised. How could a dragon talk? He must have dropped off and dreamed it.

"You're not dreaming," Sanzo said. "Kiss me."

"Don't tell anyone I screamed like that," Gojyo said and kissed Sanzo on his hand. The air swirled and suddenly, there stood a sexy prince! With a crown and everything!

"I'm Prince Sanzo," he said. "I was cursed. It's a long story."

"Is it really you?" Gojyo said.

"See?" Sanzo said and showed Gojyo the scar from the meat bun on his ass. Then he kissed Gojyo and they tumbled in the inn and did a lot of very smooth things, some of them involving a silky jeep.

Comments

[saltcandy.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee! "A lot of very smooth things"...I instantly imagined a "very smooth" soundtrack playing in the background. :D

[caeseria.livejournal.com]

Being a complete and utter perv, I can imagine any number of smooth things that are NOT music related, and all of them 53 LOL

[saltcandy.livejournal.com]

Bowm-chicka-bowm-bowm!

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

Sings in Chef voice: "I'm gonna make love to ya wo-ma-- wait-- mannnn, gonna lay ya down by the fi-yah..."

[caeseria.livejournal.com]

Oh fuck I am dying with laughter over this one...my god that's just...perfect!

You should write a fic with our boys doing "smooth things". I'm not sure about the silky Jeep though....LOL

I had NO idea meat buns caused scars either *snorfles*

[sharpeslass.livejournal.com]

the steam from meat buns sure as hell can (speaking from experience, though I'm not sure how he got one on his ass...)

[caeseria.livejournal.com]

That's what happens when the 5 part of the 53 is not looking after his monk properly - the monkey comes in and slaps a steaming meat bun on the priest's naked ass. Hence much of the screaming.*

*I have SO got to get a life - where does this shit come from? LOL

[moshesque.livejournal.com]

Hal's drabble generator has made me laugh so much over the years. :D I've yet to read a 35 from it though! Hehe, hilarious. <3

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

I was greatly, greatly amused. :) Has it really been around that long? Cool! I remember Halrloprillalar from back in the 1999-Phantom Menace slash-fandom days (I think one of her stories was my first introduction to slash-- I was writing Obi-Wan HETOMG) but I've never discovered this. Hee, it's awesome. ::bows to Halrloprillalar::

[chomiji]

It's like fanfic MadLibs! (And her account name is from Ringworld .. . pretty cool!)

(You've seen telophase's story prompt generators? That's what I thought of when I saw the post title ... she now has a kinkfic generator, a steampunk generator, and her original "Cool Bits" generator.)

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

No, I haven't seen those! I'll have to go look. (The internets are such a wonderful place!)

[error256.livejournal.com]

Ah! Sanzo is so demanding!
Also a nice mental image: Sanzo wiggling his bare ass and showing Gojyo his scar XD

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

Well, Gojyo had needed to pull the meat bun out because it was stuck... the beginning was all very, very sordid. ;)