Die, You Bastard

[jedishampoo]

My first Saiyuki story, and it was crack! For the Anonymous Kink Meme, requestor wanted “Gat/Hazel, crack, reference to Gat’s pistols.” Here's the kink meme link 'cause my webspace died. :(

Die, You Bastard

Comments

[saltcandy.livejournal.com]

I guess I found it...

"Sanzo was the only person I’ve met who’s almost as good-looking as I am."

God, I love Hazel. That was really funny. Gat puts up with so much! :)

And you know, it never occurred to me to wonder about Sanzo's tiny gun that way. But I have yet to read a fic where a penis was smaller than expected.


(This story does make me think of this crazy-violent, bizarre vampire doujinshi (for a series I don't know about) that I downloaded somewhere. Creepy.)

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

Thank you for reading, hee! I just made up this post, even! Yeah, this was baby's first Saiyuki fic ever. I wrote it at work, and not even at lunch. ;)

Well, Sanzo does tell Gat that only "he" can use his giant guns... I wonder if he was flirting... ;)

A bizarre vampire doujinshi = Gat/Hazel crack? Hmmmm, the mind boggles...

[saltcandy.livejournal.com]

Yay for replacing work with porn! ^__^

Ooooohhh...Sanzo/Gat? :D I've actually got in my head a list of imaginary fics that I would love to read, and that is definitely now on it.

I was about to say that it's interesting that you'd write Hazel and Gat as your first fic, but I think my first Saiyuki fanart sketches were of Kougaiji and Homura because I was so afraid to mess up with the main 4. I don't know if it works the same for writing.

(Yeah, it's just that that doujinshi (and a movie I saw once) makes this particular type of gun kink a little squicky for me. If you want to read it, I can upload it somewhere for you. But it's pretty violent...in a creepy cartoony-cute way.)

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

Nah, that's OK-- thank you, though! ;) Actually, I'm not sure that as a 353 fan I should mention this, but gun!kink in general doesn't really do anything for me... with Sanzo I suppose it could make sense as an extension of his personal barrier, but still, not really my thing.

[saltcandy.livejournal.com]

Haha! It never occurred to me that gun!kink would have to come with the territory. I don't picture Sanzo being much into it either, really.

But fan!kink on the other hand... That thing seems to be his only way of reaching out to people. ;)

[inksheddings.livejournal.com]

"Goody," Hazel said, and scampered over to kneel on the bed, facing the wall.

*dies*

Oh, poor Gat.

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you read this. I am so ashamed. ;) (I know, poor Gat)

[inksheddings.livejournal.com]

Hee!

But see, now you need a sequel, where Gat has enough of giving Hazel all the fun of his gun and looks for some fun of his own.

Ahem.

[m00hahatoyall.livejournal.com]

:( I can't read your crackfic of win, the site has been shutdown! :(
The comments really make me curious :P

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

Yeeahh, grrr, I know. AOL is evil and shut down all their webspace.

I relinked to the earliest version on the kink meme, in this post. Thanks for the reminder that I need to repair all my links now! :)

http://vom-marlowe.livejournal.com/140768.html?thread=1216992#t1216992

[minidrag33.livejournal.com]

oh that's just so wrong - & funny. :)

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

I know, of all the things to have as my first Saiyuki fic... ;)

Thank you so much!

[caeseria.livejournal.com]

WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T I SEEN THIS BEFORE? Oh my fucking god, that was hilarious. You should write more crack, really. I do love the way you write Hazel. I wuv you loads *squeezes you*

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

Because I am ashamed! Ashamed, I tell you! :)

::loves::