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Title: Holidays in the Sun
Author: [livejournal.com profile] jedishampoo
Pairing: England/America
Rating: NC-l7, sex, language
Summary: Poolside shenanigans: it’s traditional.
Author’s Notes: Unapologetic PWP, written for a request for a request on the [livejournal.com profile] usxuk Love Weekend post! I… I tried to add some romance to the smut but I fail at romance. I’m workin’ on it. Beta after the fact by darlin’ [livejournal.com profile] sharpeslass; thanks and apologies to all who’ve seen this already on the meme. And thanks to the mods of the comm and the requester for a great prompt! :) About 3100 words.





So maybe it was hot for Memorial Day weekend in Washington. But it wasn’t that hot. Seriously; it had barely reached ninety. It was a great day.

Tomorrow would be a great day, too, if a much more serious and reflective one. But today? America had a pool. He had margaritas. He had England here with him.

America hung onto the concrete edge of the pool and kicked his feet lazily under the water. He looked at England, who was sitting stubbornly in the wide circle of shade provided by the deck umbrella. England was looking back in his sort-of way, glancing around at everything to show that he was not ogling America in the pool.

“The pool is nice and cold. Really freakin’ cold,” America called over. “You should get in.”

England just snorted and continued to not-look and to fan himself with one of the Japanese paper fans that was supposed to be decorating the wall of the Asian-themed guest-room.

“It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity,” America said.

“It’s not the humidity, it’s the damned sunlight,” England said. “There’s too much of it.”

“But the sun is our life-giver,” America joked. He hauled himself out of the pool and sat on the edge, giving England a nice view of his wet, tanned abs. “And I have sunscreen. It’s under the table.”

“Curse your damned life-giver. And your sunscreen.” England shook his fist at the sun and then yanked his hand back under the umbrella as if afraid the mere strip of briefly exposed skin had received too much vitamin D. He grabbed his margarita and licked some salt off the rim of the glass, then took a healthy gulp from it.

America sighed and stretched out on his back, offering an even better view of his lightly-browned and gleaming bod. England was being totally pathetic. He’d gotten off the plane that morning bitching about the weather. He’d been in one of those moods, obviously, and so America had foregone asking for immediate sex and had instead suited up to catch some rays, splash around and maybe do some barbecuing. He’d ordered England into a pair of shorts. It was Memorial Day weekend. It was part of the tradition.

But when they’d first come outside, England had huddled in the strip of shade that clung to the house and refused to move. So America had unfurled the big umbrella and yanked cushions off a couple of lawn chairs and tossed them onto the concrete underneath it for England to sit on.

England had moved under the umbrella but still fanned himself and bitched that America’s pitcher of lemonade was paltry stuff in this weather and wasn’t this supposed to be a serious holiday? So America had gone into the kitchen and whipped up a batch of his famous margaritas and told England that tomorrow would be plenty serious, but today was for relaxing and that was the American way. England had hmphed and pronounced the margaritas ‘nearly as good as Mexico’s.’ Still, he’d refused to come out of the shade.

America looked up into the blue sky and thought about how England had licked the salt off his margarita glass. England interrupted the tasty erotic fantasy by griping again.

“You know, it’s a damned unhealthy climate. That’s why the settlers in New England prospered so much at first, and the colonists in Virginia… Well.” England paused and slurped. “If I had known, I’d have thought twice about sending them here. Bloody swamp. Those poor bastards.”

America sighed. He rolled to his side and felt the grit on the concrete settling into the lotioned-up skin on his shoulder and thighs. He looked at England, who was staring into his margarita as if the souls of the dead were swirling around inside. Something clenched under America’s breastbone. The two of them shared too much history, sometimes-- good and bad.

“We’ll remember them too, tomorrow, if you want,” he said, feeling more pensive than he would have liked.

England glanced up with startlement in his green eyes. His shoulders slumped a little in his half-opened white shirt. “S-- hell. Sorry. It’s my job to ruin your party, innit?” he said.

“Yep,” America said. He watched as England licked more salt from the rim of his glass and then poured more margarita down his gullet. He watched as some drops dribbled out of the glass and down England’s chin, to trail in sexy little rivulets down his throat and eventually disappear under the second button of his shirt. America felt a little better. It really was very warm out.

“Well, if you won’t come to the party, then the party has to come to you! Haha!” America hauled himself to his feet and jogged over to throw himself onto the other cushion. He put on his glasses and stretched out, settling back onto his elbows. He gave England a sultry look.

England just glared and after a quick survey up and down the length of America, he finished his drink. His blond hair was a bit frizzled-looking; some of it stuck in sweaty tendrils to his nape and temples.

Talk about licking the salt off; America might like to do some of that himself. Whod’ve thought that, in the seventeenth century? From then to now, oh, how things had changed in his world. But the mid-Atlantic weather was still sultry in summer and America still had his dearest, most important companion.

“Poor England. Good thing my people invented modern air conditioning, too, right?” he said. He refilled England’s empty glass, but rudely took a sip before handing it over.

England just stared at him. Or rather, at his mouth. And stared some more.

“Are you ever gonna kiss me or something?” America finally whined. “I’m a little horny over here.”

England narrowed his eyes. “Idiot. You think I came all the way out here just for that?”

“Uh, yeah,” America said. He narrowed his eyes back. Stand-off.

They both came up off their cushions at the same time, but America was faster; he pinned England back onto the cushion and kissed his lips and his nose and his cheeks and finally his lips again, and got a little tongue action on the second pass and mmm, inhaled the air of England and felt great.

England was no slouch: he’d taught America some of the better stuff he knew, after all. He kissed America back with lips that might swallow all America’s breath and grabbed a handful of his hair and ran his palm up and down America’s back. After a couple of minutes of heating up the already-sticky atmosphere together, America felt England’s hand inside his swim trunks, grabbing his ass and pressing him crotch-to-hard-crotch into England. America shuddered and his bare knee slipped off the cushion to scrape against the concrete patio.

“Ouch,” America pulled his mouth away for a moment to say. He removed his glasses and set them aside before they met the same fate as his probably bleeding knee.

“Mmmm,” England said. He rolled them both onto their sides and shoved a bare, hairy leg between America’s, bringing them stomach to stomach. He kissed America from his chin to his ear, shoving his tongue just under America’s jawbone and man, it was hot out here, hot and thick in America’s belly and between his thighs. America licked his lips and wondered if England could feel the thumping of his pulse, hot and crazy through his heart and out to every inch of his body.

“Mmmm,” America said back. “You taste like salt and tequila.”

“Hmm? You taste like bleach and coconut,” England said, his breath puffing against America’s jugular and sending little trembles throughout his body to join the rushing of his blood.

“Ah! Ahhh. Chlorine and sunscreen. ‘S traditional.”

“There are worse traditions, I suppose,” England told him. He leveraged America onto his back until he was jammed up against the umbrella-pole. Then he climbed aboard and started licking America’s chin, his neck. “Though you’ve never lived until you’ve licked lambic and orange off a girl at a Belgian carnival.”

America thought about that. About doing it, about being it. He wondered if he had any lambic to pour on himself. England fastened his mouth over America’s Adam’s apple and swirled his tongue and America could feel his own low moans thrumming onto England’s lips. “Ah! Should I be jealous?”

“Depends. Of me or for me?” England whispered.

America thought about it some more. “Both.”

“Then yes.” England crawled back and sucked on America’s breastbone, soft and wet and oh, God. America wasn’t getting in on any of this licking action but he was good, all good here, thanks. He brushed some of the sweat from England’s temples and sucked it off his fingers.

“Saucy,” England told him. He’d edged back until he was hunched over and sitting on America’s feet, pale fingers gripping America’s hipbones. He bent his head started slurping a circle, soft and wet, around America’s navel, his chin bumping into the aching erection trapped under America’s shorts.

God, England made him so hot. Whod’ve thought, all those-- well, America had thought, plenty, for lots and lots of years--

“I believe your knee is bleeding. Shall I lick that clean for you?” England murmured into the skin over America’s quivering stomach.

“Eh-- eww! No-- oh! Oh,” America huffed, cut off when England yanked his shorts down and kissed his erection, all along the bottom of it and oh, hell, he loved that grumpy, kinky old bastard, he did, so much. And not just because he was good to have sex with, but for lots of things, things he tried to think about in the brief moments when he could think.

“Can’t think,” he mumbled stupidly.

“Do you ever? Be still,” England said to America’s dick and then he was all sucking heat.

“Nngh,” America said. He looked down but could only see the top of England’s blond head, and his pale forearms resting along America’s thighs, and his thumbs, pressing into America’s stomach, holding him down as his body twitched.

England just did shit like that. Was all grouchy and what are you looking at, git? and then awesome oral sex on a sunny Saturday afternoon. He had America’s cock in his mouth and was humming some song, some song America thought he should know.

America’s throat caught and his chest ached and his cock ached and he couldn’t not be touching England: he slipped a hand around England’s sweaty neck and held on, but lightly, because he knew that any pressure would end all the good and probably get him killed. He rolled his head back and tried to breathe, but his eyes stung and he was all over tight and molten.

England was humming and his hand joined his awesome mouth and stroked America from his cock to his ass and America yelped and clenched his fingers in England’s hair, a move that earned him a slap. He was too close, though; a couple of minutes and he was wrenched tight and languid at the same time. He’d been horny since he’d picked up Mr. Groucho from the airport, and--

He tried to sit up. “Better ah, ah-- stop, uh,” he said, trying to give warning.

“Mmmph mrrph,” England said, and it sounded like shut the fuck up, idiot, and that was it, America’s testicles twitched into England’s hand and he came, gasping as his toes curled.

England took the shot in the mouth but didn’t swallow; he slapped America’s butt and propped himself up on his hands, then spat it all into a drooly mess on America’s stomach.

“I said, shut it, you idiot,” England told him after that astonishingly messy move. But it had been an astonishingly good blowjob, so America just smiled and tried to unbutton England’s shirt, starting from that second tauntily-fastened button.

“I know,” he said. And then, “oh! It was ‘Come on Eileen.’”

“What?” England sat on America’s thighs and started unbuttoning his shirt from the bottom up. When their hands met in the middle, England shrugged his arms out of the long sleeves and tossed the shirt onto a bare lawn-chair nearby. He glared suspiciously at the sunlight that had briefly touched his pale arm and then he looked back at America.

“You were humming ‘Come on Eileen,’ weren’t you?” America accused.

“I suppose I was.” England’s lips quirked up in a small smile that melted the rest of America’s insides. He leaned forward again and hooked a foot into the waistband of America’s swim-trunks, currently sitting at half-mast on his thighs. “Right. Off with these.”

“Oh, fine,” America said, and, when his shorts were off and he was all naked in his own backyard, he sat up and pulled England’s shoulders close and started kissing him, no matter where he’d just had his lips; America had done worse. He held England’s face still and licked his temples and his chin and got some of the action he’d coveted earlier. He was relaxed and awesome and he loved the way England sighed in pleasure when America nibbled on his shoulder and ran his hands over all the sweaty, sticky skin he could reach.

For a bit, anyway, and then England shoved him back onto the cushion and looked him up and down with definite prurient intent.

“Oh, bollocks,” he said and frowned when he eyeballed America’s floppy-happy dick area.

“Those too,” America said, and laughed and squeezed England’s butt, because England looked so irate. England swirled his finger in the mess on America’s stomach and started glancing around.

“Where did you say the suntan oil was?”

“Why? Are you going to--” America stopped talking and started thinking. England was smearing come and spit around on his finger and looking around for the sunscreen. Oh. “Haha. You’re not seriously thinking-- that stuff? In me? Are you?”

“Shouldn’t I?” England mumbled. His green gaze was dark and intent, and his chest was visibly moving with his rapid breathing.

“’S right here,” America said, taking pity. He grabbed the lotion from under the table, behind the margarita pitcher. He shoved the bottle into England’s hands. “Do your worst.”

“Or my best,” England said, and shook the bottle while America pulled his own, borrowed, swim-trunks off of England and breathed his name at him and ran fingers over the hot, dry skin of his exposed cock.

England was nicer than America deserved, sometimes. He put up with his bullshit and his super-power attitude and his recessions and he kissed America while he shoved a finger coated with a cocktail of god-knew-what into America’s ass.

“Oh! That’s good. Yeah,” he told England when his finger hit that spot right by his prostate and America’s happy-floppy dick became more interested in the proceedings. He wanted to give back, give back, give back-- "All is good.”

“’Course it is,” England smirked, and hoicked America’s knees to his ears and then kissed him as he nudged his cock inside. His breath came in short, sweaty ahs against America’s lips as he stretched him out, in and out. Sometimes it was America on top but often it was like this, letting England move inside him and show him how to love without knowing he was doing it.

There was a lesson in there, somewhere, America was sure of it.

After a while England found a rhythm, in and out, his thrusts matching his ahs and his fingers scrunching the cushion next to America’s ears. America rolled his head back and let his body build that nice heat again, become hot and crumbling inside to match the outside, giving back.

“Ah,” America moaned, and held onto England’s sides and ran thumbs up and down his ribs, imagining the wild thumping of his ancient heart underneath them. “Admit it. Part of you comes to see me for this.”

“Lord! Among other things. Oh, lord, America,” England sighed, and laid his sweaty cheek alongside America’s as he jerked inside him.

“Love me that much,” America said, and he wasn’t sure if it was a question or a command, but it didn’t matter because England had grabbed America’s half-cocked cock. He stroked it with strong fingers in time with his thrusts, urgently because England sounded close; his mantra of ‘Meh-- Meh-- Me--" was all off-time and after another few moments he was grinding his nose into America’s ear.

“Yes, love, ah,” he moaned at him and then halted the slamming of his thighs into America’s ass. Yeah, though, it was clear England loved him lots because he kissed him and kept on stroking his dick while America breathed more of England and finally came again, answering yes back.

After that America lay naked and sweaty in his backyard under an umbrella with a naked and sweaty England breathing and grunting nonsense on top of him, and wondered what this sort of thing meant for the world when it was done just for them and not for a Higher Purpose. If anything. He briefly imagined legions of his people tuning into Masterpiece Theater or something, while folks in the UK got a hankering for a good Hollywood action-flick.

“Now I smell like a coconut. Need a bath,” England bitched. He rolled off America to loll on the other cushion. America looked down at himself and agreed. Until he noticed England eyeing the pool as if weighing the curse of the life-giver versus all that lovely, cool water.

“That stuff’s not going into my nice, clean pool,” America warned. He sat up and took a sip of England’s margarita.

“Eh,” England said. He was examining the bottoms of his feet, and America had no idea why. He never found out because England didn’t explain. Finally he stopped the whatever-it-was and pulled up his borrowed shorts, then reached out a hand for his drink. America passed it over.

“Still cold,” America said.

“Mmm. Perhaps I’ll get in the pool. Yes, yes, after we have a clean-up. If you can positively assure me that the stuff in that bottle will keep me from getting burned.”

“Works for me,” America said without a trace of irony.

“Good,” England said, without any return irony. He grinned at America, at the pool, at the damned life-giver. “Holidays in the sun. Hah. I don’t want a holiday in the sun. Da-da-da da-da.”

England was singing something America didn’t recognize. At least that meant America might not get whatever song it was in his head. Today he had ‘Come on Eileen’ and margaritas and sex in the great outdoors and England. And tomorrow he would have England with him, too, when he visited the graves of fallen soldiers and remembered those colonists in Virginia and in New England and everywhere.



End. Thank you for reading! Comments, concrit, all appreciated.



Note: Holidays in the Sun is a song by the Sex Pistols. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP_X0gmgtk0
And I know everyone’s heard Come on Eileen, by Dexy’s Midnight Runners. :)




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Date: 2010-01-12 04:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tanya-tsuki.livejournal.com
*tacklehug*
Once again, thank you so, so much for writing this. Now that you've posted it in your journal, I'm adding it to my memories if you don't mind :D

Date: 2010-01-12 11:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedishampoo.livejournal.com
Absolutely I don't mind! :) I'm really glad that you enjoyed it. Thanks for letting me squeak up the prompt a little. ::hugs::

Date: 2010-01-12 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sonowakaremichi.livejournal.com
That was wonderful! :D I just love how easily a ball of sunshine like America can melt our grouchy ice princess England. ♥ And unf unf, Englsnd topping ♥♥ Thank you for sharing!

Date: 2010-01-13 02:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedishampoo.livejournal.com
Hey, thank you so much! ::hugs::

England > America FTW, IMHO!

Date: 2010-01-12 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moshesque.livejournal.com
I just love the energy and pace of your UK/US fic, and the threads of humour that run all the way through - it gives a really great flavour to the porn. The porn which is so sexy and fun. Eee! This is fab, as was the last UK/US fic you posted. *__*

Also, this: “It’s not the humidity, it’s the damned sunlight,” England said. “There’s too much of it.”

That is us to a freaking T, I swear. If we're not complaining about the lack of sun, we're complaining about having too much of it. *g* Great job on the Briticisms!

Date: 2010-01-13 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedishampoo.livejournal.com
YAY, if I get it right, I'm thrilled. (And you can always tell me if I'm wrong, heh.)

Thank you so much! ♥♥♥

Date: 2010-01-12 03:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aoi-aka.livejournal.com
Holy cow! That was so hot! >_<

I will never be able to listen to 'Come On Eileen' without thinking of this fic and going all OMGIWANTTOREADNAO!

He briefly imagined legions of his people tuning into Masterpiece Theater or something, while folks in the UK got a hankering for a good Hollywood action-flick.

This! This was beautiful! *wibble*

Date: 2010-01-13 06:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedishampoo.livejournal.com
I'd wondered if that Hollywood/Brit-film thing was just too weird-- so I'm pleased you liked it!

Thank you so much. :)

Date: 2010-01-12 07:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nasty-show.livejournal.com
I enjoyed reading this very muchily! XD XD

Date: 2010-01-13 07:51 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedishampoo.livejournal.com
Yay! Thank you for reading. :)

Date: 2010-01-12 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shake-it-buddy.livejournal.com
*nosebleeds all over* Yeaah :Q_______

Summery pool-sex fanfic in the middle of january? Life's good xD

And... You wrote Infinity To One, as well! Love both of these now, wonderful works! ♥ *adds to favs* ^_^

Date: 2010-01-13 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedishampoo.livejournal.com
Wow, thank you so much! I'm thrilled if you enjoy them. And I'm imagining late May right now... sigh. ♥♥

Date: 2010-01-12 11:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] whymzycal.livejournal.com
Hee! I can totally tell that England secretly loves smelling like coconut!

Date: 2010-01-13 05:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedishampoo.livejournal.com
He was totally obvious, he just doesn't think he is. ;)

♥♥♥

Thank you for reading this!

Date: 2010-01-13 02:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thecupcakebat.livejournal.com
FUCK YES. UK topping US is my OTP.

I can perfectly understand where England is coming from. I hate hate hate sunburns. And heat is just as bad.

A;LSDJFKS so thrilled to see that song by the Sex Pistols featured. It's one of my favorites. ;)

Date: 2010-01-15 08:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedishampoo.livejournal.com
UK > US is my OTP, too. :) And heh, I think that's always been my favorite Sex Pistols song.

Thank you so much!

Date: 2010-01-13 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nomnomhai.livejournal.com
UK topping?
Summer setting in mid-January?
'Come on Eileen'?

...Please. Please, please, please have my children. not that it's physically possible, but y'know what I mean <3

Date: 2010-01-15 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedishampoo.livejournal.com
Hee, I needed that summer setting, also. And yeah. ;)

Thank you very much!

Date: 2010-01-13 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] minidrag33.livejournal.com
Oh so cute and hot! ‘Come on Eileen' <----- gotta love that!

Date: 2010-01-15 08:05 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedishampoo.livejournal.com
Thank you very much! I've had that song in my head for days now. ;)

Date: 2010-01-14 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kispexi2.livejournal.com
Eee! That was marvellous! I don't know Hetalia, although I have heard of it. I thought your characterizations were great (and funny!) and the sex was very male and un-fluffy. Great job.

Date: 2010-01-15 08:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedishampoo.livejournal.com
Hey, thank you for reading this, despite not being into the fandom! :) I'm really pleased you enjoyed it.

You might check out Hetalia sometime... humor + history + great 'shipping potential. It's so much fun.

Date: 2010-01-14 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] shini-chii.livejournal.com
Oh man, this was wonderful. If it helps, I think this is romantic. Very much so. So, it might not be romantic in the most traditional sense, but if fits them perfectly, IMO.

Also, it was romantic plus hilarious. Perfect, in my book.

Date: 2010-01-15 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedishampoo.livejournal.com
Thank you so much! I'm so glad my attempt to do romance worked for you. :) And you must be somewhere in the southern hemisphere, 'eh? I live in the desert where it's decently warm, but it could be warmer, IMHO.

Date: 2010-02-22 08:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sara-rojo.livejournal.com
This was excellent as well! wow, you really write these two extremely well. I love the dialogue and the little patches of humour here and there, and the ambience, you really can pull us inside a scene with it. And the sex, man, can you write sexytiems well. England topping is AWESOME (though now I'm a little curious to read a fic of yours where America is topping)

And I just noticed this is the second and last Hetalia fic you've written! surely that's not it? surely there will be more? tons more! you're a really good writer!

Date: 2010-02-23 04:16 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedishampoo.livejournal.com
Hi again! And thanks so much once more! :) I certainly hope to write more-- I just need to get a plot- or smut-bunny in my brain. I so appreciate your encouragement, though.

That's funny that you say that about the order, too-- I prefer England on top but I've wondered how to write it the other way. :)

Date: 2010-03-30 06:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] crotalus6.livejournal.com
I KNOW it's late but. God. I just read two of your fics and gotta say I just. LOVE your UK and your US and. All. I don't know just...

...-saves-

Date: 2010-04-02 04:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jedishampoo.livejournal.com
It's NEVER too late to say nice things! :) I'm so glad you enjoyed. Thank you!

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