The Horror

[jedishampoo]

The horror! (Pronounce this the way Marlon Brando does in Apocalypse Now...)

So my AVG told me that my Plants vs Zombies.exe file was infected with a Win32 virus. OH NOES. Except... AVG detects no viruses when I run a scan, Malwarebytes detects no viruses, Hijackthis tells me all is good, etc. So I visited the AVG website forums, and apparently the latest update is rife with false positives! People's games are being virus-vaulted by AVG free when there's actually nothing wrong with them.

They're apparently putting a fix into the next update. But in the meantime, how do I play Plants vs. Zombies???? Wahhhhhh!

In other news, my Game On diet starts again tomorrow. Wooot! I need it desperately, for I have been slothful and gluttonous the last month or so.

Comments

[whymzycal.livejournal.com]

Ahhhhhh! WHAT WILL YOU DO?!

You need a Gnauga Anti-Virus Program. Like this one:



I totally just bought a t-shirt with that on it. My boobs like like they're going to EAT THE WORLD! Best shirt ever.

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

Chompy boobs, yayyyyy!

So does it scare away the viruses by being scary? :)

[whymzycal.livejournal.com]

\o/

I think so. *shifty eyes*

[gryffindorj.livejournal.com]

I had five oreos tonight in celebration of game on starting tomorrow.

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

You actually sound very responsible! :)

I went to Trader Joe's tonight for the healthy food, and then next door to Panera Bread for a pumpkin muffin and a chai tea latte. Then I came home and ate peanut M&Ms.

[gryffindorj.livejournal.com]

I didn't mention the five I had at lunch :p

[theskywasblue.livejournal.com]

Well that is just unfairly sad!

*hugs*

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

Wahhh! Heh, thanks for the hugs (::hugs back::)

[clytemnaestra.livejournal.com]

No Plants vs. Zombies?! That's terrible!!!!!!

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

Your icon!

And I know, seriously. Take everything but my game-crack!

[clytemnaestra.livejournal.com]

Oh, I know! I can't wait until PopCap comes up with an Android version of the game but ... it's probably a good thing that they haven't so far because I'm not going to get anything done!!!

[lexsara.livejournal.com]

I would truly die if my Plants vs. Zombies goes away. So I sympathize...although I don't know what to tell you to do. Maybe run screaming around the house?

I'm so with you on the diet...I ate well today--have to work off those seven pounds I gained back in the past three months. Lent...here I come! (And I know you will do well too!)

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

I think I'm going to go and cry myself to sleep.... weeeeeep! (It's your fault I have Plants vs. Zombies in the first place, hee.)

Yay for working off that winter weight! ::hugs::

[conjure-lass.livejournal.com]

Well...isn't that some shit right there?

I had that happen with Avast a while back and it went like this:

Me: WHY THE FUCK DO I EVEN HAVE VIRUS PROGRAAAAMMSS???

End of story. LOL.

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

Derp, late reply is late! :)

And man, I was thinking about switching to Avast... so it does the same thing, eh? Darn.

I guess I'd rather have a virus program than lose my computer, sigh.