jedishampoo | Unrelenting Girl Talk!

Boys Beware (not that there re a lot of boys on my LJ...) Embarrassing TMI and underwear-related stuff:

First, I went to the Cincinnati Reds vs. Atlanta Braves game with my mom yesterday. Why, yes, I did take my post-chemo, 69-year-old mother with me out in the 110-degree heat to watch a ballgame and watch people being carted away left and right from heatstroke! She wanted to go! If it makes me look any better, we gave up on the sun by the second inning and snagged some abandoned seats along the first-base line, in the shade, and I was obsessive about keeping her well-watered.

Anyway, I had my little game-purse with me-- easy to carry-- and since I knew that time of the month was near, I'd put a pair of underwear and a feminine item in this small purse just in case something happened. Well, when I went to get my veggie dog with sauerkraut, I tried to pull out money and pulled out my turquoise satin underwear instead, dropping them on the ground and looking like a goofball at the concession stand. D'oh!

(By the way, I have horrrrrible cramps right now, eeeee...)

Then, bras! This morning, I was sitting in my garage with the door open, enjoying the sudden rain shower we were getting at last, at last, at last after two weeks of killer, rain-free heat and humidity, and of course one of my neighbors came over to chat at me about the rain and of course I wasn't wearing a bra under my t-shirt, because for some reason I wasn't. And I don't exactly have big, bouncy boobs but I have enough to make it obvious I wasn't wearing a bra. So! Before I go outside, I need to make sure I'm always wearing a bra, even if I do live alone.

Speaking of bras, BRA SALE AT VICTORIA'S SECRET! I got four bras in my hard-to-find size for $12.99 each. Seriously! Anyone who's shopped at Victoria's Secret knows that bras there normally cost $39 each. And so what if three of the bras have a lot of bright pink-- one is all bright pink, one is bright pink with bright pink lace and a little gold emblem, and one is camo-printed green and pink with pink lace-- they all make my cleavage look fabulous, as long as I'm not wearing white over them.

I hope everyone is having a great Sunday. :)

Oh, in other news, I have a Tumblr; I'm jedishampoo there also. But beware! I may use the tumblr for some griping, maybe, and for silly, squee-y fan-related, porny discussions and stuff. Not at all like this LJ, which is totally serious all the time.