The Weird Thing about Hormones.

[jedishampoo]

Warning to men, this is female stuff: Move along. ;)

Ovulation. All I want to do is (1) Eat a lot of junk food, and (2) look at pictures of hot men, and think about hot men, and (3) never you mind.

I would say that the excessive dreaming about hot men has something to with primal urges to reproduce. Except, if I'm eating a lot of junk food, I'm probably making myself LESS attractive to hot men because: (a) I'm fatter, and (b) I have cracker crumbs all down the front of my dress and (c) why am I drooling over pictures of Hayden Christensen he's more than ten years younger than I am for heaven's sake?

I don't understand. ::is it hot in here?::

Lovely new icon stolen from snarkel Slurp.

Comments

[nmissi.livejournal.com]

I'm resisting the urge to break out into choruses of "I enjoy being a girl" just to taunt you. ;)

Pat pat, dear. This too shall pass. Go have some cookies and watch a bit of television or something. Or draw a bubble bath and get a really. steamy. novel.

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

LOL! Last month I wrote reeeeeally smutty fanfiction.