The Weird Thing about Hormones.

[jedishampoo]

Warning to men, this is female stuff: Move along. ;)

Ovulation. All I want to do is (1) Eat a lot of junk food, and (2) look at pictures of hot men, and think about hot men, and (3) never you mind.

I would say that the excessive dreaming about hot men has something to with primal urges to reproduce. Except, if I'm eating a lot of junk food, I'm probably making myself LESS attractive to hot men because: (a) I'm fatter, and (b) I have cracker crumbs all down the front of my dress and (c) why am I drooling over pictures of Hayden Christensen he's more than ten years younger than I am for heaven's sake?

I don't understand. ::is it hot in here?::

Lovely new icon stolen from snarkel Slurp.

Comments

[psu-jedi.livejournal.com]

why am I drooling over pictures of Hayden Christensen he's more than ten years younger than I am for heaven's sake?

He's legal.

That's all that matters.

;-)

[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

I know. But it keeps getting younger. Orlando Bloom. Now Hayden. Argh. I'm sticking to the genetic agenda (taller, younger) imperative of my ovaries explanation. :)