Short Whinge

[jedishampoo]

I just realized that I turn 39 in two days. Argh! Our 25-year-old mailroom guy told me "at least you're not 40 yet." I usually think 40 is young. Until I approach it. Such a hypocrite. :) Aw, I always get this way around my birthday. Ever since I turned 24 or so, I've managed to feel sorry for myself on my birthday. It's a personality flaw, I think.

I need porn. Will someone please write some unpretentious porn? Or if you're not of the porny persuasion, post me a picture of a pretty man?

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[jedishampoo.livejournal.com]

Thank you sweetie! And, well, send him on! You were made to see my current boyfriends (all over the house and on the TV) and yours have never been difficult to look at, if Cap'n Jack is any indication. ;)